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  1. Don’t know what happened there ffs. Jok.
  2. Cnts walking into your local and come out with ‘can I get a latte’? What the hell happened to good morning, may I have a coffee please? Bunch of fck wits the lot of them. Jok.
  3. Cnts walking into your local and come out with ‘can I get a latte’? What the hell happened to good morning, may I have a coffee please? Bunch of fck wits the lot of them. Jok.
  4. Cnts walking into your local and come out with ‘can I get a latte’? What the hell happened to good morning, may I have a coffee please? Bunch of fck wits the lot of them. Jok.
  5. Yep I’m with the Gman. Now? Where do we go next? Jok.
  6. This conversation was in progress just this lunchtime. Following Andrew Miller and one or two others this has some miles to run imo. Jok.
  7. To be fair I am so angry about knowing this scumbag and not realising his potential for harm. My brother and I had the opportunity to stop this some years back. I literally , at this moment, shaking with anger. Jok.
  8. This is what I have in mind. Jok.
  9. The last time I was up in Melrose was for Doddie Weirs funeral which, although sad, brought the whole town together. He was a legend. Now we have to face another type of togetherness. Unfortunately we can’t get near the fckr as Edinburgh gaol is reasonably impenetrable. My piss boils. Jok.
  10. Spoke to my family up there and they are saying that the whole town is rocked. The shop was boarded up and although I think someone else owned it the Melrose community were on the verge of destruction. The people of Gattonside are also in a state of shock. My nephew is going up to Melrose on the 27th to scatter my brothers ashes. I wish he was going for another reason. This fckr needs to rot. I hear he was wearing a silicon breast with the other lost in a bit of a skirmish when the police entered the house. Good on you lads. Jok.
  11. I’m struggling a little with this and realise it could get difficult for me. This fckr, in my words, was in the Kings Arms in Melrose with his cohorts. As mentioned, my brother chastised him for, at the time, being a proper prick. (Please excuse the pun). Now the question I have somehow to answer is to what his cohorts were also engaged in?? The difficulty I have is that I was only visiting and would not necessarily know these guys. As SB says, we are a small community and by and large know each others families. How to confront these terrible people? Jok.
  12. Know what he said? I have never, in 20 years, seen distemper. Now if that didn’t rock me then nothing would. He went on about cerebral work and even end of life consideration. So I am in a mess with my mate. The only saving grace is that my dog is jumping about like a puppy. Jok.
  13. Thank you for responding.it’s a tough call for sure. I tried to say in a friendly way that the cause had been introduced by another animal but thinking about it, could it have been my dog being in contact with someone less outside of the kennels. I actually don’t think so but don’t quite know how these virus are spread. In the main he doesn’t have any real contact with other dogs as we are no longer hunting and shooting so can only assume communal contact through drinking bowls and coercion with other inmates. I’m in a Catch22 situation with my mate. Jok.
  14. I could go on and on about this cnt. We owned the shop and pub in Gattonside where this fckr decided to set up home. Little did we know at the time what a complete cnt he was and is. It galls me to think that we patronised his shop, even directing visitors there. My brother, no longer with us, would certainly have given the ‘coup de gras’ to this absolute cnt. Maybe I should get off this subject. Jok.
  15. Trust me Gman. That fckr is lucky to be alive. Jok.
  16. Thing is. I know this fckg person very well as he was one of our local butchers in Melrose. One Christmas break he and a few cronies came into the Kings Arms ringing a fckg bell. Hey ho you merry gentlemen and all that shit. After a wee while my brother said, ‘if you ring that fckg bell one more time it’s going up your arse’. The two did and it did. Another time he and said cronies were in there playing forfeits. Well once again my brother intervened and sent the fckr naked up Melrose high street to fetch a pint. Off he went and duly arrived back and presented the glass to which my brother re
  17. We went on holiday having booked our dog into kennels. It must be said that these kennels are owned and run by family friends. They absolutely adore the dog as they do with all dogs. On our return and having collected it was fairly obvious that something drastic was wrong with him. Dreadful, prsistant cough and heavy mucus from his nose and a build up of scum around his eyes. He refused to drink and eat which prompted the obvious. The dreaded vet. Now I admire these guys and am thankful for what they do. However, 20 minutes, an injection and a course of 10 tablets held unspeakable costs. Yes,
  18. Slightly bemused by this. My ticket registered, .22 .223. .224. .243. 30.06. 308. 300 Winmag. I’ll not go into rounds. Helicopter and hands on the ground on a farm where I have written permission. No further action. Begs the question. WHY?. Jok.
  19. Should be interesting viewing. First Mississippi croc with a crossbow. OR. Might it be the mountain lion or indeed the black bear? You are full of surprises so keep us all looking in. What does your kid bench press? Jok.
  20. In May ?? Come on Arry. Give us the low down. Jok.
  21. Above the fence panel to the right. Roughly about 7 ft up. Jok.
  22. Met a guy today who designs and builds terrier boxes. Well, actually any boxes. We had a good chat about what I used to make from wood and he sounds very interested in doing the same for terriers, ferrets, poultry or indeed anything related. He works with stainless and aluminium so should fit most needs. Given a design he would also configure aviaries. I’ve initially asked to send me some ideas on vehicle back boxes for terriers. Anyone interested? Jok.
  23. jok

    Gold

    Went into the gold souk (market) in Riyadh, SA in about 1982 and bought quite a substantial amount. Few years back my 2 daughters decided on a house each. Their deposits were well sorted and we still some stash. Like you, hindsight is unbelievable and I reckon if we had waited we probAbly would have bought the hoses outright. Kappa days. Jok.
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    Big kitty

    Not sure how to read that. Tame as in having a nice friendly hug or tame as in dead and couldn’t hurt a fly? I was looking for the bullet entry but can’t find one. It is an awesome beast none the less IMO. Jok.
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    Big kitty

    Seeing how most of the animals/birds we hunt and shoot are for eating, what the heck do you do with something that size.? I imagine they are quite rancid as well. Is it the pelt, the head or just the knowledge that you have outwitted such a magnificent creature. What a beast. Jok.
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