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ditchman

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  1. is it like the MOAB they used trying to flush out Asda Bin-liner in the old days ?
  2. House of the dragon season 2 Ando season 1 ......season 2 coming Dune 2 yeah i know im sad
  3. tell you what MACKEM....................feck yer olives ...i bet you like bloody advocado an all.....thats queer food that is.....turns yer sperm into yoghurt
  4. "does not DIRECTLY "..................soooo indirectly ????
  5. i dont believe im reading.this....im surprised MACKEM hasnt chipped in with a few air fryer recepes
  6. How do i know if i have paracites..............??? apart from having a tapeworm hanging out of ones anus ?
  7. Ukraine get their's off QVC
  8. ask Doctor Mel3 he is a nemetode scientist...and top advisor on all rectal anomolies
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    Pet hates.

    well said.............Labour dont like pubs as the are a hotbed of revolution......aka the english civil war was hatched in the pubs in Great yarmouth
  10. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    you stick to your hampsters and andrews liver salts......not only will that mellow YOU out ...it will clean you out an' all
  11. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Giles Brandrath.....arse sucking paracite Paul Burrell...........total and utter lieing guttersnipe Gaurdian readers...do i need to say more HIGNFY..................champagne commies god im full of hate/s
  12. QUESTION is the RNLI funded indirectly or directly in whole or part of thereof for their work in supplimenting border force boats in picking up migrants...........
  13. ditchman

    Potcheen

    my mate from Ohio....usa.......told me about it ...his mrs often does it for him now he lives over here .......im not sure but i think SUBWAY does something similar...
  14. ditchman

    Potcheen

    you naughty little tugger...................ive just had tea....chucked a bagette in the oven .....then split it open and put some of that ragu sauce in it and a few flakes of parmesan............christ that was nice
  15. ditchman

    Potcheen

    you will go deaf
  16. you feckin wicked barstard........damn near shat myself laughing
  17. look ...stop prying into my little trips up Bournville Boulevard.of the rich and famous....and i wont tell when you were buggered sensless by Allenby 2...so he sent you home on your exeate walking like johnWayne after a weeks cattle drive
  18. yeah ...didnt want it to smell like Pritti Patels arse
  19. british army camoflage pattern #6.....them begonias are
  20. Italiano............... .....and no dago olives either...or bleedin garlic
  21. ask frank sinatra .....some fecker flew him to the moon...
  22. the dating website i use is called Carbon Dating....
  23. when i was young i thought corned beef was the most boring tasteless rubbish you could ever eat...........now im an ole fart i love it.........but its getting bloody expensive
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