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ditchman

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  1. im a retired gynaecologist ....i just like to keep my hand in ........
  2. chick peas and red kidney beans
  3. fork food ..chili-con-carnie with loads of beans
  4. they are well "worked" in....did you give 'em the sniff test ?
  5. dont use acrylic..............when it gets humid the photo surface will stick to them......seperate the photos with something that will allow the air to get thro
  6. Premier Inns ...their rooms always smelt like knocking shops........i bet them rooms could tell a story or 2
  7. gave my company credit card a damn good thrashing on brothels....always went under servicing .......god i loved brothels and our cleints did to ...
  8. the French stick it up their harris.....like their medication ....dirty buggers.....
  9. you could also try one of your depleted uranium tipped hamsters......or is that still secret........i never know with you and your "Bumworks" workshop
  10. if you were there Mel.....you would be doing an insertion of enriched ginger no doubt....
  11. you've been picking up dirty habits from the 2 fat lady's
  12. is that "culinary" speak ...JIZZING.........
  13. anyone seen....the before and after pic's...............the above ground stuff looks as if it has been hit with ordinary munitions.... but there is one pic of a hilly area that the after pic shows an area of about 20 or 30 acres that has TOTALLY SUBSIDED christ on a stick ..what a hit...with a couple of them MOAB bombs.....it is mind numbing....
  14. very erudite did you listen to the american defense secertary address...........christ he is arrogant bragart
  15. sounds good but im not convinced
  16. Bang goes his Nobel peace prize
  17. and then the govt will tax you accordingly to your results......the govt's are not known for being altruistic..........other agencies wil also have access to this data..........it will screw uo your whole life
  18. did you tell him you ate olives and advercado............you dirty bugger
  19. feck me if i drunk that i would apply for a job with Mc Alpines ...fecking shotcreting
  20. chewing and eating tobacco works well for worms and internal paracites
  21. proberly my favorte sandwich............also makes a superb salad with cold new pots etc.... i also make a smoked haddock in milk pie topped off with crab and mash potatoe and a bit of cheese then under the grill to crisp up.....
  22. i like homemade greengage jam..............
  23. that looks loverly....i allow myself one of those twice a mth..........
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