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  1. ditchman
    Brown sugar...........tomatoe sauce.....soya sauce...........(and anything else you fancy) you are right about the beans ,,,but now that would be too much for me poor ole tum
  2. ditchman
    Cowboy food today ...belly pork was melt in yer mouff (apart from the crispy bits) the sauce had 3 ingredients......no fancy lardi-da spices
  3. ditchman
    Now that is HARCORE FOOD PORN END OF everything i see is perfect
  4. ditchman
    now thats interesting.............err.....field expediancy !!! have to get me MAPP gas burner out
  5. ditchman
    loved outside cooking...i used a well fired flowerpot...i had several dotted around the countryside...........be careful using galvanised buckets etc ...when used they will give off cyanide gas.....that stuff is a welders nightmare....alright when it is well burnt off........
  6. ditchman
    thats very deep for you...not with you....something to do with stuffing ?
  7. ditchman
    do i get my own flag ?
  8. ditchman
    Meanwhile back at the ranch................ ive gone vedgy
  9. ditchman
    quite honestly Mel ....i have never ever stuck a lighted joss stick into a donkeys bottom....i will leave that to the professionals........ jeesus there are some sic fecks on this website
  10. ditchman
    i thought it was more to do with tramps taking a dump on your porch and you sticking joss-sticks up a donkeys bottom the people on here really need to be aware of your picadillos...
  11. ditchman
    im speechless................you prick-teasing slut......you need to stop taking fresh ginger matey...its making your anus chatter .....thats what the bum boys can hear.....its like a bloody mating call
  12. ditchman
    never been brave enough to enter a pub with 40 faggots in it.........i bet Mel3 has tho' ...he has experience in many different spheres that boy
  13. ditchman
    rainy day food ....practicing for autumn
  14. ditchman
    Terry Wogan went to Bangor once
  15. ditchman
    that'll flex yer bladder boy.................you will be like a bleedin petrol pump
  16. ditchman
    so well presented.....i eat with my eyes as do alot of other folk
  17. ditchman
    she spoils you.....i hope you are worth it
  18. ditchman
    it will /is going to spread
  19. ditchman
    i do like my spag bol.....top one matey
  20. ditchman
    never did like rylan clarke................ but i take my hat off to him now.............that was a very dangerous but brave statement from him.............it could have slaughtered his carreer well done boy
  21. ditchman
    sticky chicken today....done at 200degs....could have done them at 220degs and crisped them up stupid simple homemade sauce...........
  22. ditchman
    no....it was the time when you were into dipping yer sack into iced tea......Teabagging a la sub Zero... or the latin (which you are so feckin good at )............"Gasperious Antarticus"
  23. ditchman
    havnt had strogonoff in an age ,,thank you for reminding me.....christ that looks good..
  24. ditchman
    loverly
  25. ditchman
    are you shittin me ...you dont know what a gasper is ?? well .....basically its reducing your oxygen supply when having a wank.....it gives a much stronger organismn several years ago a young MP was found dead on his kitchen table dressed in stockings and suspenders with a plastic bag over his head and his hand on his cock.............. thats a gasper Mel..... so you now know what a gasper is and you know what a "Munter" is as well ......your journey to the dark side is progressing well boy
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