ditchman

affermitive.............

it was said that he was treated using Mercury...........which as we all know will send you round the twist

his old man had VD as well

cop out scran.....

Winstons Mrs used to be part of a women group meeting up and playing Canasta.............it is said......rumour....the lady's were talking in hushed voices about sex with their husbands............Winstons Mrs described it as.......... "akin to an oak wardrobe onto of you with its key sticking out"

Mine is Russian Irish...........a dangerous mix.......so many nutters in my family...from Ryan in county Cork running slaves and spices....to Russian...steel mill owners in the north of England ..notorious gamblers.....and old English mentioned in the Domesday book in suffolk/norfolk

i think one of the funniest observations by Winston ..was that of Gahndi................he referred to him as "Dirty little fakir in a nappy "....lol

Brunch

ooohhhhhh gammon and pineapple.....a la Berni inns...........could have tidyied up the chips matey

you are quite right..........i love stuff like that and nans..trouble is me old tum wont tolerate stuff made with flour...

whoever introduces this law...will die earlier than expected and in a painful manner.........

ive been told "on the wire"...you have given up chewing tobacco...now you have a regular supply of Diane's nickers (with crunchy gussets)............and you were seen the other day in the Dog&Layby (pub)...chewing a gusset like a bulldog chomping noisly on a slab of whip leather...getting all the goodness out of it before swallowing it.......... is there no end to your perverted talents

i daresay it was ..............but my god did your breath stink.......sort of a cross twixt rotten fish and stilton....and salty... off cream de la snake

look you perv ...we've had this conversation before ...and you promised me that you would try it..as it looked interesting..........................but now you are slagging me off infront of all these professional chefs..............you are a nasty piece of work and you have lost your taste due to sucking Diane's knicker consomme soup (with bits in it)

My Jalfrezi...........really nice for a change..