ditchman

Total cop-out dont feel like cooking sometimes ....found a vacumn packed cassole in red wine and carrots and ready done mash on the cheap shelf at the co-op ...boughtb a small pkt of sprouts 15 mins the lot.................and it wernt half bad

chilli is good for you .......plays merry hell with the damn worms...makes them suffer...they want to get the feck out of Dodge

its what the navy call kidneys on toast ..............i love it for breakfast

i love "shit on a raft"........do you have that sometimes ?

"Berdum-tishhhhhh"

did you wash the kidneys in milk first ?

i was really into professional dwarf throwing a long while ago....it was the screams of fear that relly ticked my boxes..as they flew to their targets...

some of them are very clever....i wish i had the cleverness to create them............satire has been around for a very long time.......satire in Georgian times.....was truly excremental awful...much worse than it is now.....politicos pissing and shitting on each other............all very basic stuff....its hilarious when you look at it

whats the square thing ?

OMG................starmer is looking like a sexy Meryl street

that cracked me up and spat my coffee all over the lap top............

Does that mean David Lammy is ....ASDA bin-liner ?

done a malaysian curry with the first chunk ...3 hours in the slow cooker melt in yer mouff...... tates more Jamaican than far eastern...........really enjoyed it

Thick footballers

whos ass ?