Fcuk it I'm going to keep the dog I feel sorry for her I had her out for a walk she's sore as fcuk god knows what they done to her probably never even ran before I know she's someone else's rubbish but as me old da always tells me Peter if that was worth anything you wouldn't f***ing own it, I haven't told me Mrs she's staying yet I think she already knows anyway I'll probably have to give her a length ffs I'll be watching midget porn for a month to get me in the mood and with my luck the Mrs will want one as well f***ing dogs who'd have them ha