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  1. sorry mate couldnt resist :laugh:loads on utube here
  2. along with the rest of the litter hopefully
  3. makes you feel all warm inside
  4. when i had the officer here i told him i was applying for a 410 which he said would be fine, as i said a few wks later he refused it as the law has changed. so your friend has the ticket now and it states a 410 pistol for dispatch work? what force is this with as i will be getting on the phone to kidlington once i know. when i had the officer here i told him i was applying for a 410 which he said would be fine, as i said a few wks later he refused it as the law has changed. so your friend has the ticket now and it states a 410 pistol for dispatch work? what force is this with as i wi
  5. stand under the tree and make a sound like an acorn
  6. And the moral of the story is......."If your dog attacks a cat in the street and it hasn't quite killed it then get a bit 2x2 and chap it on the f*****g head!!!" i can remember a sgt saying at the first mornings briefing when i arrived in germany in the early `s if you run someone over on a bike reverse back over them as it will be cheaper in the long run. :laugh:
  7. Exactly that! Snakes with tits. still enjoying the single life then ss. Better than ever now, moved into my new house a few weeks ago. Honestly, can't imagine sharing it with anyone, I think they'd get on my wick after a couple of hours! ive been saying that for the last 26 years :laugh:
  8. his profile says last active today at 2.21pm thats after this thread was started
  9. good job you never seen the light it would of been all fuzzy ive seen the light and it was fuzzy :laugh:
  10. it will be a let down trust me :laugh:
  11. never met the bloke for but i feel for his family, my sincere condolences go out to his family and loved ones, and if someone was using his account they seriosly need help.
  12. If its true, my sincere condolences to his family... he was posting on here last night after you recieved that look on the fox mask for sale thread
  13. the book of Eli :laugh:
  14. he told me to come forth and be saved........but i only managed fifth and got a bag of peanuts :laugh:
  15. so do i look better in the black or red one :laugh:
  16. ive read the thread and carnt see where anyone apart from your good self mentions that
  17. I think you just put me off them too :0 When I was a kid I used to make cattys out of a shelf bracket and a load of elastic bands knotted together, the ammo we used was lost head nails bent over at the end so they hooked on the bands and were pretty lethal. One time me and my mate got collared by this older lad who was a bit of a dick and demanded a go but the thick fecker kept his thumb stuck up and nearly knocked it off , I've never heard a squeal like that and his thumb nail went purple and started swelling straight away and I'd imagine it was broken underneath, apparently it was my fault
  18. what no pics :laugh: that was a very long time ago
  19. dog owners are covered by different laws mate as most thing in english law is all fuzzy
  20. check it out cats have no rights in law and are only covered as property what do you mean only covered as property? your property is covered in law if taken from you so to speak, if you allow the cat off your property you have done so of your own free will so are not covered in law. well thats how i understand it. im sure someone cleverer than me will be able to explain it better. doesnt mean that the laws concerning the control of dogs does not still apply though I don't get that to be honest, if that's right then when I take my bike out later it's off my property and someone can just
  21. Beer Roasted Cat 1 cat cut into roast 1 can of f*****g Cream of Mushroom soup 1 cube of beef bouillon 1 clove of garlic 1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper. If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 deg
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