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  1. just replace the shite legs for scaffolding frame stands
  2. not knocking anyone, but take copper bracelets if they worked then how come plumbers still get arthritis the same as everybody else, and do the men that maintain our power lines heal quicker than anybody else, as i said i have no idea if or why the work or not
  3. Fucksake the years only began and already I'm getting pressured into going :laugh: could be a good craic (share a lift ) haymin ,Scott ,baw, lab + labs fat lab ? that sounds like the start of a good joke one things for sure, the banter would be flowing especially if lab relaxes his no smoking policy Smoke what ye like....Al no be driving. A f*****g pilot will be. Drive to Wales....jog on!!!!...lolya no driven lad lol , Lang haul the last time, think ill leave a couple of days earlier again make that ma summer holiday hire a car and go me and the dog , might get invited in for ma tea fae
  4. the same with any vaccine they cost very little but its the signature that your paying for I have to say my vet I found here is a top bloke When it came to anything I paid for the medication (which was far cheaper than UK) never once did he charge me for a consultation. Even at the end when I put Trev down only paid for the cremation he didn't even charge me for the drugs. Top vet and that's a feckin rarity it is in these money obsessive days, When I honestly think about how much I spent here and compared it to what it would of been in Blighty and TBH with any other vet here
  5. liar aaron the coursing man, 7 days off might jog your memory
  6. the same with any vaccine they cost very little but its the signature that your paying for I have to say my vet I found here is a top bloke When it came to anything I paid for the medication (which was far cheaper than UK) never once did he charge me for a consultation. Even at the end when I put Trev down only paid for the cremation he didn't even charge me for the drugs. Top vet and that's a feckin rarity it is in these money obsessive days,
  7. the same with any vaccine they cost very little but its the signature that your paying for
  8. Well give him a drink for em then ya tight cnut good idea make him a brew when he brings them over for me
  9. I can feel a storage fee coming on
  10. well there's the reason jiggy you banana
  11. send them to me or put them round stabbas till me or simo are up there
  12. FREE send them to me or put them round stabbas till me or simo are up there
  13. ever thought of a career in public relations
  14. we use to find them in old stumps when we were kids, a tin of fly spray down the hole, block it with a sod of turf. leave it half hour then dig them out for the grubs to fish with got stung to shit and never caught a thing
  15. I've been stung a few times too mate but for some reason cos I couldn't see it and it followed me everywhere it f*****g spooked me. I went back the next day, getting out the car, opened the door f*****g wasp flew in. Could I get it, under the seat, f*****g everywhere. Locked it in visited my mum, went to car to go home, c**t was at the drivers side window, I opened the door as wide as it would go, f****r just floated about lol. Finally got it our, I dived in and shut the door, f****r was trying to get to me through the windscreen but it was the fear I noticed, I've never been scared of them a
  16. i get stung every year, i was attacked at a market the other year whilst eating a burger, managed to smack a man mountain sized bloke in the chops whilst flailing my arms about like a windmill
  17. Peter and Jane ladybird books, stig of the dump, the iron giant
  18. I was sat watching the TV with my dad when I asked him who Sherlock's assistant was. "Watson." "Who's Sherlock's assistant?"

  19. electric fence to the head is worse though
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