Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named, I Cum and one named, No Cum. No Cum married a pretty Chinese girl named, No Cum Tu. For very obvious reasons, No Cum and No Cum Tu did not have any children.
One day, No Cum went out of town on business and I Cum came over and spent the night with No Cum Tu.
That night I Cum came and No Cum Tu came too. This made them both very happy.
However about 7 or 8 months later, No Cum saw he was about to become a father but he do not know how come. So when baby the came, he named it, How Cum U Cum. Of course, I Cum and N