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  1. Blackbriar

    It's about time that bearded ba5tard who has abused this country for years was deported. I've always hated Noel Edmonds#

    1. walshie

      walshie

      It's a deal. lol

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Nice one buddy!!LOL

    3. seprim

      seprim

      haha !

       

  2. Blackbriar

    Got my new Jack Russell today!! Mostly black and brown with small white areas. I''ve decided to call him Bradford!!

  3. Blackbriar

    just booked a table for two for the wife's birthday. It's bound to end in tears, though - she's crap at snooker!

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Lol

  4. Blackbriar

    What do you say to a Paki with 2 black eyes? Nothing - you've already told him twice!!

  5. Blackbriar

    Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!!

    1. youcanthide...BANG

      youcanthide...BANG

      Lol

  6. Blackbriar

    I want to be re-incarnated as a Paki girl - imagine how cool it is to have a moustache aged 5 !!

    1. foxtails

      foxtails

      lol fecking great lokl

       

    2. ginga john

      ginga john

      And then you could have a husband by the time you are 6, just like their noncy so called profit :-)

  7. Blackbriar

    What does your average Paki weigh? Sweets!

  8. Blackbriar

    Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile? Lures his victim into the car and says"Hey kid, go easy on the sweets!"

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      or the pasedo priest and rabbi. priest says lets go get a young boy and fuk him. out of what says the rabbi?

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Good one!

    3. STRANGER

      STRANGER

      lol

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  9. Blackbriar

    Dos is on a bland diet (jippy guts!), and I ran out of chicken, so I'm up at 7 cooking rice and pan-fried sea bream !! The thing we do for them !!

    1. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      Not sure I'da fried anything is it had a dodgy stomach...poached it maybe...???

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Done in a dry pan, mate! She's on the mend now - nearly back to normal!

  10. Blackbriar

    How do you get a Paki out of a tree? Cut the rope!

    1. ginga john

      ginga john

      Dont you dare :-)

  11. Blackbriar

    I see they going to build a new bridge in Scotland. Will it be the third over the Forth into Fife?

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      whatever brig they build will never be as iconic as the rail brig. the new bridge is called the queens ferry crossing.

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      My sainted Mum was born in Queensferry mate.

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      lovely wee place.nice bar lunch in the hawes inn

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  12. Blackbriar

    When I found out you could become a sperm donor by post, I came in a jiffy!

  13. Blackbriar

    I'm always asking my wife for keyring sex,,,,but she just keeps fobbing me off !!

  14. Blackbriar

    i passed a car full of black guys, and they locked the door. I felt like a real badass, until I realised it was my car !

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      lol

    2. just jack

      just jack

      sweeeeet!!!

    3. U.L.D.A

      U.L.D.A

      lol

  15. Blackbriar

    I've almost finished my latest book - "The A to C of Laziness"

  16. Blackbriar

    2Pakis snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. One's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka !

    1. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      And we all like vindaloo lol

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