Surely, your mum or dad teaching you to ride a bike is one of the last remaining rites of passage ? A bonding experience, even ? A basic skill, passed down the generations.
60% of parents now claim to be too busy to teach their kids to ride a bike (!), so many are now engaging professionals - at 20 quid an hour - to get their kids on 2 wheels.
Obviously, Cycling Proficiency is important, to learn road safety and negotiating traffic, and that comes later, but paying to learn to balance a bike without stabilisers ? Really ?
http://www.thebikestation.org.uk/glasgow/learn/cycle-traini