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low plains drifter

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  1. You were on your toes Were you sporting your Decathlons?
  2. Dunlop wildlife boots, I walked tens of thousands of miles weekly in a pair of them until a blackthorn still attached to a short length of branch pierced one of them whilst drifting alongside a recently trimmed hedge adjacent to the snowy owl public house one fine Sunday morning
  3. You'll never have a good nights sleep again You're being ordained into the realm of the slop skimmer that can run the tight unkempt pasture like a whippet but for longer sometimes There's no return, it's under your skin like maggots on meat Increase your water consumption, and take some deep slow breaths every night when you wake up with chest stretching palpatations 20 minutes after falling semi asleep
  4. There was a lad with downs used to come to play pool he was good an all
  5. That's fuckun preposterous, you cannot say that man, I don't suppose anybody chooses to be born with downs syndrome
  6. Dogs get fed properly, that's just a few tits for my korma
  7. Scufflers you say! well set about this lot
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