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    Crumpet!
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    Should have covered her with a sand slug ?
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    God love you
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    McHull in his 3XL Jodhpurs and frogs eye wellies being plodded after by a randy king Kong with a hard on and a machete across the slop, oh my god
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    The one and only The Daddy Timothy Taylors Landlord
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    Aye, it's a cluster fukc
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    He was standing on a public footpath, and he looked more the type to behead, rape, then eat you than start answering questions
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    Is this what it's going to be like here? There's immigrants appearing all over the place lately, I hear they've got them shacked up in the hotels in the city We pulled onto a farm track last week in the works van, there was a lone woman tending to her horse in one of the fields, an immigrant fella was standing watching her from the fence, he noticed us, and come walking the couple of hundred yards up past us, the way he eyeballed us as he passed, I wouldn't fancy crossing paths with him again, big scruffy lump well over six foot tall about 19 stone plus
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    Guys! Guys! What if most of the natives emigrate and leave this island to the asylum seekers, immigrants etc, will they start up in business, get jobs etc, and buy up all these new builds?, or will they seek asylum where we emigrate to?
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    RIP
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    Fuckun hell
  12. low plains drifter
    Mackems edibles ?
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    Periwinkle blue boys With the scatter cushions
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    But they're bred in the purple, and it's the original purple of Hartlepool
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    I thought you'd roll up on the set at some point
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    Jobby on the stairs, it must be fuckun stinking the cunnt
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    What was he doing in an ambulance, did he have a clutcher courtesy of an overdose of celery Juice before being spit roasted by Mackem?
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    Are you including the Crenshaw mafia?
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    You could concrete Welly him
  23. low plains drifter
    Never mind your slop, hard day in the chips and dust today, stamina development
  24. low plains drifter
    Roadkill
  25. low plains drifter
    Chilli sauce mate? ?
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