Malt

So I calls me wife and I says to her, would you kindly tell to me, who's head is that inside me bed where my old head should be? lol

You're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool...

still you can not see

That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before