Reminds me of the time I was fighting with a bouncer. He had me tied up in all sorts of knots, clothes got ripped, and in the middle of it all, I saw a pair of bollocks dangling there. I thought to myself, 'Right, I'm going to bite those b*stards!'
So with an almighty CHOMP, the fella flew 10 feet across the pub!
I tell you, it's amazing the strength you get when you bite your own bollocks! :laugh:
NB: Not a true story! Sorry, couldn't resist!
Feck, just took me 5 minutes to clean the tea from the keyboard, :clapper: