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ginga john

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  1. No but you will turn into a big fat b*****d and cost everyone money through the NHS. Cant the goverment just give people a bit of freedom to do as they please. Make it like alcohol so you cant drive so it doesn't effect other road users and away ye go........ Lab-tastic, have you met Marshman ? uncanny :laugh:
  2. Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary). Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker. Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford. If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It’s Spam. They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wron
  3. Grays service centre http://www.graysservicestation.co.uk/ Ask for Kevin
  4. Ask the SIA. http://www.sia.homeo...contact-us.aspx If you served 12 months, how long were you sentenced for? Some offences (quite rightly) are never deemed as spent under the Rehabilitation of offenders act and so will follow you around forever. Can I ask why you're attracted to working the door, given that you have have a propensity for violence, if you got yourself in trouble when you weren't working the door ........... by fck the opportunities for trouble will increase 10 fold if you do work the door, what would your next sentence for violence be? Imagine getting life beca
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    midgets

    Could he have not got another 2 and got the whole set??... Not really sure lab, so he says one of them was a girly dwarf who once pissed kept lifting her skirt and flashing the other guests, they be small but some of them act big and most of them are quite clever
  6. And how long ago and how long the sentance was for
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    midgets

    A very true story: In January this year a fella I know of the coloured pursasion decided that the stag weekend would be in Prague, so despite the pleas and begging i managed to give it a swerve as i can't keep up with the young uns anymore Anyway, there they are at the airport and the fella feels one of the lads grab his hand, he takes no notice until he feels the cuff and the click Being a darkie he's no stranger to hand cuffs but he said when he looked down and saw a smiling midget he very nearly pissed himself ! He had mentioned a few times that he really doesn't like the little people
  8. I have recently been given a terrier with the same problems but this one was shall we say " kept in" for almost two years ! This dog does not like people and is so timid it pisses at the sight of them, it was either some time with me or the long walk so I thought I'd give it a go so for the first two weeks I totally ignored it, let it have the run of the yard and some supervised introduction to the rest of the mob, although putting a bitch among three mature dogs wasn't without its problems So for the next week I started to feed the bitch with the rest of them, individual bowls and no thiev
  9. Looks the nuts that, I would probably turn the 5, 6, 7 and 8 around though
  10. I know someone who has a pet fox at the moment, semi tame at best, and has had a fortune spent at the vetinary Many years ago I am told a mate of mine had a pet badger that was brought up by a broody terrier bitch from a very young cub He says the thing thought it was a dog but as it got to full maturity it remembered what it was alright and caused chaos although the old bitch still treated it as a pup !
  11. Looks a great place where exactly was it ?
  12. Nowt wrong with them, if they hold an edge they'll do the job,
  13. whats to bully ? fat and a ginga, feck me he should be looking for a bridge with a bit O height to it, Don't have it stabs, go and see him and make sure you bring at least one of his size 11 stillettos back with you as evidence A good twatting will do him the world of good :tongue2:
  14. That footage is from a hand held camera so that's either a put up job or someone didn't value their stock enough to get out there or call the plod, its a farm so it must have a shotgun somewhere, simples
  15. Get yourself a small shed from the free ads or fleabay, then some second hand slabs, then some "no longer required" Herras fence panels, the sort that get put up as a temporary fence around bulding sites, so long as its dry inside the shed, escape proof and you can clean it down properly then its a kennel, no one said they have to be pretty
  16. Much copied, but the original is still the best :bye: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx9UFVYJKO4
  17. Nuttals a grand fella and I very much doubt any one has done more to promote the working terrier, but his pedigrees are like Plummers books COMPLETE BOLLOCKS :laugh:
  18. Have a go at Dogslost as well, they do some good work
  19. As mad as an asylum full of hatters, wonder if they're all still alive
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    Cider

    And there speaks the voice of experience :laugh:
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