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  1. my wife was dying, i was by her bedside, she said in a tired voice "theres something i must confess" "ssshhh" i said now is not the time for confessions"" no i must die in piece, I had sex with your brother, best friend his best friend and your dad" "I know" I whispered "thats why I poisoned you, now close your eyes"

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      pm me if you can find out what poison he used lol

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  2. bank of dad is closed now to megan and if that lazy work shy messer she call a boyfriend calls me pops one more time i will pop him

  3. just been chinking crabs with my lad and pull out a nice sized lobster. roll on teatime!!!

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      nice one trappa,i seen them chinking for crabs on tv not too long ago! good fun with the wee lad,im sure!

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  4. Does anyone know the opening times for wildhunter in athlone??

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      sorry,never heard of it.

      but sounds like my kinda shop! has it a good variety of gear?

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  5. Nice bit T bone steak about to go on the grill pan, nom!

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      mouth watering john.Why didnt i think of that lol.My butcher sells T bones with the fillet still on,nice!!

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  6. how do i send c@ll me from 083? (IREL@ND)

  7. Cant wait for the sound of tiny feet x

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      congratulation,i like this tying,upsidedown buisness lol. wonder are you the only couple on here?

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  8. lined a guys dog, pups born 2wk ago, he not answering fone! time to pay a visit i think!!

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      if its the service fee your after,thats usually paid when the first pup is sold. be patient taz lol

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  9. Delicious pan fried pigeon for dinner - mmmm!

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      Try, two pigeon brests,stuffed with blue cheese,wraped in parma ham

       

  10. just received my mk1 finder collar off pipa, proper top quality job, highly recommended and top bloke to deal with.

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      lost my collar at the wkend myself,it's a deben terrier finder 3. Is this a mk3? yea?

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  11. Why doesn't Roy Keane just tell Adrain Chiles to shut the f**k up!! You can see he wants too!

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      If i could afford to,i would tell everyone to shut to f**k up too.

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  12. looking for greyhound stud ireland

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      I heard recently of a lad paying 4grand for stud fee. It was his wife that was telling me,she was doing up the accounts and asked where did this 4 thousand go to. Lol you can just imagine ,she went mental

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  13. Anyone dressing up and going to a halloween partys tonight?

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      Not until tomorrow night im going as on orangeman lol.

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  14. Its get drunk time.....f**k aye!!!!...:-)

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      someone said,on here a while back,that there favorite drink was vodka and calpol lol.

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  15. First shoot day as gamekeeper tomorrow!

  16. its beautiful out cant beat the sun to cheer you up

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      Its the same here,was out on the bike all day waring jeans and a jacket.

       

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  17. Carraghs Gem, you seem to have sprouted a third tit!

    1. johnc.

      johnc.

      Lol.My dream woman.Jeasus what could i get up to with that? Good dreams tonight me thinks haha

       

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