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kanny

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  1. She's a vile bike I wouldent touch it with yours
  2. That cold play Muppet Chris Martin is another one. ..charisma free twat gets right on my nerves what the fook does he know about " REAL LIFE"
  3. Heard about this on the radio ....what a pair of numptys
  4. I was literally raised for the first 18 years of my life right next to Newark and can hardly understand that bollocks. LOLLovely town, shame about its inhabitants! LOL LOL Lol I'm not from there but worked in the past with a few that are ...strange bunch lol
  5. See if you can work out what there saying ...i understand every word
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    Red Hair Shit.

    If I wrapped it in rizlas and smoked it would I get a head off it kanny.There's only one way to find out lol
  7. A jitty is a new one on me. Where does that come from? East Midlands. According to wikipedia it's a Derbyshire/Leicestershire term. I was raised around Linc's/Nott's/Leic's. Colloquialisms have always fascinated me. I think it started when you're a kid and met other kids on holiday from all over the place. They'd ask if you wanted to play a game which you'd never heard of but when they explained the rules it was a game you had a different name for (and even some more rules but the principle of the game remained). For some reason we ended up calling football "togger" when I was growing u
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    Moon ?

    I'm sure not everyone will agree but that's the conclusion I've come to ... it makes your Mellon hurt for sure ...what's it all about? Why does it all exist in the first place ? Age old Questions like that I can't even begin to comprehend.
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    Moon ?

    Next step ...mars I hope I'm around to see that day ....our advancements as a species in such a short time is quite remarkable in its self ....I'm sure the conspiracy gang will be along in bit to say we have never been to the moon.Another mind bending thing is.How did they time the time.as in 365 days.seconds.minutes.hrs.months.how the feck could they work out the length of a year.the people back in the day knew a lot more than the educated people of today. With far less distractions back then people were far more in tune with the natural world and skys and all its phases they made story's
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    Moon ?

    Next step ...mars I hope I'm around to see that day ....our advancements as a species in such a short time is quite remarkable in its self ....I'm sure the conspiracy gang will be along in bit to say we have never been to the moon.
  11. Not a problem for you but your putting the wind up the wife...??This only happens for the short period I have the drain and bag in ....I tell her I'm like a human bagpipes ....got to be the most creative way I've heard of for getting a BJ
  12. Periodically I have to have my left kidney cleared of stones by key hole this leaves me with a drain coming out my back into a stoma bag for a couple of weeks meaning I can pass both ways. .naturally and through the drain but the funny thing is this allows air into my system so when I piss naturally I fart out my knob ...it's quite hilarious.
  13. Hypothetical but If the Scotts were successful the first time around then they would already be in trouble and looking for hand outs as most there sums were based around over inflated oil prices. ..look how that's turned out north sea oil is on its Arse.....they have had a lucky escape imo .... im sure i heard cameron on the radio toady saying there will be No chance of Indy ref 2 if we leave the EU.....I can't get my head around this bite your nose to spite your face attitude some Scotts seem to have.
  14. Is this the cover of the cookbook they're putting out? I hope they include some canna recipes
  15. Looks like the book is already out
  16. This has just taken a sinister turn ...the monsters are only eating them i knew there was somthing not right about this
  17. Although wee Jimmy crankie can't publicly admit it shes hoping we go for a out so they can claim its not fair and push for another referendum for them selfs. ..it's going to be messy for sure ...I hope the Scotts see sense in time for there sakes.
  18. It's a good point how do they rescue them without interfering with a sett ?
  19. I think the out campaign is gathering momentum and starting to look like a reality. ..I'm not kidding myself I know there's a lot of power play behind it but it's a start ...it's going to be a interesting few months ahead ...about time we had a good shake up I don't think anyone can call it at this point.
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    Sandwiches

    Cold pheasant with cranberry or caramelized oinion or cold chicken and mushroom pot noodle .... not a sandwhich but my ex Mrs would dip Orange segments in mayonnaise . Dad always called sugar sarnies shit and sugar
  21. Boris isn't revealing what side he's on till ten o'clock tonight they even have a countdown clock on the telegraph website ffs! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/eureferendum/12166968/eu-referendum-david-cameron-boris-johnson-live.html
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