For gods sake don't give him any money he will end up spending it on a new air rifle, he has an addiction to feed!
Besides he's fine, living up at the in laws house looking and marvelling at all the wonderful things in modern living like the telly, microwave and central heating! He can't believe how far things have come these days!
Keeps texting me asking me what it all means!
Besides he's better off than me, I suggest I act as treasurer on his behalf but can't promise I won't spend it on an essential with my mate tony wall!
Mawders