Is there really nothing else round there this copper can be bothering herself with?? I suppose dwarfs are easy pickings
In all seriousness she can't charge you with anything if there is no intent, if she says cats will be cats you say dogs will be dogs and be on your way. Probably a good bit of land for a good mooch with the dogs, no harm at all gives you and them a good stretch, but no, there's always some jumped up over zealous jobsworth bint there to try and ruin it