perhaps a different career choice is needed, McDonald's perhaps as they give free shirts to all employees as well
Fork that .............Prison is easier ,better payed and the food is better
and no silly hat or badge with stars on
Rubytex good luck if you get the job mate.............................When ever I've been I just look at the people running around behind the counter like head less chickens......................On the plus side there's plenty of young impressionable's for you to work your magic on
If that fails just tell all the fat birds where