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RubyTex

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  1. theres a cable-car so you can save your poor feet Pah, cable car! That's for old duffers like you
  2. I'm sat watching Winterwatch now. They do talk some shite but I like watching it for the wildlife and the Cairngorms look fantastic. Definitely a place i'd like to visit.
  3. Urban bears and wolves. Nah you're alright lol
  4. Definitely work to live not the other way round...granted it's nice to be earning a packet but to be away from home and family and not being able to have a dog because of it? Bollocks to that
  5. don't worry about this one am told he's gay lollol Haha who the f**k told you that? Nor that would be grassing lol keepdiggin he told me to keep a close eye on you haha Surprise surprise, sure he fancies me
  6. :laugh: The McDonalds comment Did I mention I love the name Saskia?
  7. I was wondering how long it would take you Just welcoming the lassie to the site
  8. don't worry about this one am told he's gay lollol Haha who the f**k told you that?
  9. who the fook came up with that name Someone from Alabama?? Haha. Not a clue. Just saw it on the news, some reported cases up here too.
  10. RubyTex

    Canabilism

    Oh and you often talk a lot of sense....
  11. RubyTex

    Canabilism

    "Magloire said that his action was revenge for the murders of his pregnant wife, his sister-in-law and her baby" Crack on
  12. RubyTex

    Flue Jab

    If you don't want to get ill stop picking your arse then eating your sarnies lol
  13. You can't go you have a new job to start ... Now say after me ... WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO LARGE FOR AN EXTRA 40P SIR .........
  14. Just a heads up ladies and gents, haven't seen this posted yet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25820926
  15. Piece of piss being a paid protestor, get bussed to your location with the other smelly c**ts and all you have to do is stand and chant and occasionally bop someone with a sign...where do I sign up?
  16. Contrary to popular belief on here i'm no virgin so believe what you want lads
  17. nice day to be out for a couple of hours with the dogs

  18. RubyTex

    Utd

    We're going to win the league
  19. RubyTex

    Utd

    I remember when I used to look forward to Man Utd Chelsea games as they're usually crackers...today was embarrassing.
  20. perhaps a different career choice is needed, McDonald's perhaps as they give free shirts to all employees as well Fork that .............Prison is easier ,better payed and the food is better and no silly hat or badge with stars on Rubytex good luck if you get the job mate.............................When ever I've been I just look at the people running around behind the counter like head less chickens......................On the plus side there's plenty of young impressionable's for you to work your magic on If that fails just tell all the fat birds where
  21. Funny or bad situations....my dad walking in on me hanging out the back of a lass?? Probably the worst. Other times include pulling a bird and having no where to take her...to the park says I??? Ended up trying to bang her over a tree stump what a calamity that was, don't think I even got it in there in my defence it was freezing lol Another time pulled a 30 year old with massive tits and she was all over me. Got the green light to go back to my mates house and was in the spare room banging her several times...well after two or three times all that comes out of your cock is dust so y
  22. Or someone was on their way to it when you showed up and they stayed in cover to watch what you were up to?
  23. perhaps a different career choice is needed, McDonald's perhaps as they give free shirts to all employees as well Fork that .............Prison is easier ,better payed and the food is better and no silly hat or badge with stars on Hey! Watch your tongue Paul lol I've passed my interviews at McDonalds with a view to start in a week or two ... beggars can't be choosers If there is a god you will get the job. I don't eat them but I know a Scottish lad that does. We will drive down just to abuse you..... Lol And i'll spit in your meals Got to take it as my current b
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