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  1. I get up and nothing gets me down....

  2. My legs are f****d... Is 32 too old for football twice a week?

    1. stripes

      stripes

      youre only a young buck mate, wait till you hit near 50,not fit by the sounds of it.

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  3. on my 7th pint of the day......

  4. 24hrs of rain getting monotonous now

    1. stripes

      stripes

      wetter than when noah was about paulus,fookin miserable.

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  5. Iam a grandad , baby boy 7lb 2 oz,all well, over the moon.

    1. stripes

      stripes

      Baby boy to be called jacob,thanks peter, stabba.

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  6. Iam a grandad , baby boy 7lb 2 oz,all well, over the moon.

    1. stripes

      stripes

      thanks lads,worrying all day that my daughter was going to be ok.

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  7. Iam a grandad , baby boy 7lb 2 oz,all well, over the moon.

  8. Fear does not prevent death, it prevents life.

    1. stripes

      stripes

      Thats deep paulus.

  9. off to fish ullswater in my camper this weekend! cant f**king wait lol

  10. 5 hrs without a rollup thank god for ecigs lol

  11. Thinking of studying canine studies at uni of lanc? Anyone done a similar course

    1. stripes

      stripes

      Dont think about it, go for it mate,all qualifications help these days.

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  12. just been down by the river dee and cant believe how flooded the fields are from the rising water total waist of a day

    1. stripes

      stripes

      the river dee near wales pip.

  13. Well woke up this morning after my New Year Coma. I think I need new vital organs hahaha

  14. fantastic days ferreting 26 in the bag and home by 3 bells

  15. Robin van Persie, also known as the 'human tampon'. In for one week, out for a month.

    1. stripes

      stripes

      If you cant take the heat,blame Moyes.

  16. I've had enough of Christmas. Every year I work my f*****g fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for, and what happens Christmas morning? That fat f****r with the beard takes all the credit! Still, it's my fault for marrying her

    1. stripes

      stripes

      Hang on a minute, your jokes are better, your camera pics are getting better, right what have you done with paulus.

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  17. I've had enough of Christmas. Every year I work my f*****g fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for, and what happens Christmas morning? That fat f****r with the beard takes all the credit! Still, it's my fault for marrying her

    1. stripes

      stripes

      you and walshies jokes are getting better,lol.

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  18. tins of roses.ffs there a 1/4 size they used to be/

    1. stripes

      stripes

      theres ones missing too, that were in the tins years ago.

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  19. time to pack the fags in another chest infection .. sick of feeling shite ..

    1. stripes

      stripes

      Kay buy the vaping e cig, the one called the ego-t, plenty of smoke "vapour" and a throat hit,using one myself and have tried most of the other ecigs.hope this helps and good luck kay.

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  20. hope everyone is good ive not been on a while been a canny season so far dogs running well :)

  21. Had one of the most enjoyable days hunting that i've had for a long time . . . . .

  22. As I walked out of the supermarket with a sausage roll today, I noticed a message on the packaging that said 'Eat This Cold' So I took my shirt off.

    1. stripes

      stripes

      should of stuck your head in the fridge and eat it.

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  23. Nicole Scherzinger!! What would you do with it?!?!

    1. stripes

      stripes

      great looking girl, but what a dose,you would need a sick bucket when she talks.

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  24. A woman went to the doctor, complaining of stomach pains.He examined her and said "You'll need to get used to sleepless nights,with bouts of crying and nappy changing". "Why? Am I pregnant?" she asks. "No" says the doctor"You've got bowel cancer!" (Do you think that one's a bit much?)

    1. stripes

      stripes

      members on here have lost loved ones due to cancer

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