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04fox8

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    Kindle Help

    I'm a DAFTY! Panic over! 2 months on and now I suss it out 2 minutes after letting you all know how dopey I am!
  2. Trying to dim the screen on my kindle fire HD so I don't light up the whole room....But failing miserably! Can anyone help? Can it be done? Looked on'tinternet, but I don't seem to have the same icons on mine. Cheers.
  3. Face like a Bull Dog P**hin' on an electric fence. Your as much use as mudflaps on a tortoise. When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains, and said 'I'll have a slow one' When they were handing out looks, you thought they said books, and said 'I'll have a scary one' Face like a Bull Dog chewin a wasp.
  4. Seen 2 that close as well........Too close! Couldn't see them thru the sights!!! Came right in from 300 odd yards out, popped my head up for a look and I could / should have taken the barrel aff his heid! The other 1 seemed to not be paying any heed to me, so sat with my flask of coffee, turned round and I swear I could have patted him too.......but not for long!
  5. Stupid f***er should have been chasing it away tho, Not taking f***in photos!!!!!!
  6. What a silly f***er! Who would let a f***in fox get that close to their child?!!!!! I'm wary of other people's dogs, let alone a f***in wild animal!!!! IDIOTS!!
  7. Why dont you just give me a lend of cash......mare money than a coo can shite you!!... Mrs Rake says ah`m not allowed. She says if I want to spend money on a fanny I`d get more for my cash in Thialand. probably less diseases too!! Now get f****d........i'm not getting slagged fae somebody fae Dundee about diseases...... :lol: :lol:
  8. just so e shit that was on last night about men stayin with life size dolled dressing then up a sing in love with then sad b*****ds I'll ken nae ti watch at en!!
  9. Just thought there, Maybe you were making them, and was about to start selling them and was looking for other peoples opinions!!!
  10. The Red Hand Gang...Think it had something to do with a programme called 'The Sunday Gang' ?
  11. 'Wait till your father gets home' was a cartoon, 'Play away' wasn't, but it was for kids. With Brian Kant I think his name was, played a piano sometimes.
  12. Bit of an animal theme going there, What about Pipkins? Hartley hare, Topoff the monkey?
  13. Follyfoot, Wasn't that the one with Compo, or a Dead Ringer for him in it? Some horsey place.
  14. Banana Splits! Not a cartoon maybe tho...
  15. Following Tesco's recent findings of Horse meat in their burgers, Primark have announced they are shocked to discover Cammel Toes in their leggings!
  16. I wouldn't worry..... At least the problems on the outside of yer napper!
  17. It May be down to the shampoo you use...... I'd avoid that 'Vidal Baboon' stuff!
  18. Well Done. Good Luck, and I hope you enjoy it.
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