Ive just been put on the naughty list!
Or, the Sex Offenders Register, as the judge called it
SUSAN: "Dad can I borrow the car?"
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty quid..."
6 polish men were arrested last night for beating the shit out of a group of pakis, Proof again, they come over hear and take all the f*****g best jobs.........