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    Drive up with any paperwork (insurance, certificates etc), and knock on the door ask to speak to the landowner Remember: problem, reaction, solution. Give them a problem (ie pests/vermin), wait for a reaction then give them a solution. Once you have one place, do a good job be respectful then ask them if the know anyone who could use a hand controlling pests. Good luck, it seems hard but we all have to start somewhere
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    If you get the chance gnash, and I doubt you will, travel up first and bury food caches along the way
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    A large muzzle brake and double ear defence
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    Animal. No words to describe what I'd do to people like that
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    Take a pay as you go phone with no credit, provided he rings you twice a day at regular intervals. If he doesn't, you win the bet.
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    Dead Mans Shoes!!!!! It's a fcukin elephant man!!!!!
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    Gangs of new york
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    Tax!

    PlasticJock replied to bob.243's topic in General Talk

    Brilliant
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    Cheers mate, I've found a joist in the bedroom cupboard so I'll screw it into the floor, and one half onto the joist, then put a padlock on the cupboard and deadbolts on the door. Fort Knox they won't complain
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    Oh no, what have you done? You really shouldn't go around putting ideas in their heads! Seriously though, one FEO says that you can't another says "yeah, that's fine". Who should we believe? My understanding is the same as A&S, but apparently Wilts see it differently. I can't see how their POV is tenable under the existing law, but why should we believe A&S over Wilts? It dovetails nicely with our belief, but we must beware of "confirmation bias" when seeking advice. Why believe the pov that backs up our own over one that opposes it? You can see now how completely idiotic f
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    Always the way I saw it Unless a rifle's deer with occasional fox, then you can't shoot at night as you can't stalk deer?
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    I got my mate into trouble, I jokingly said 'why not just bet £1 on black, if it loses double your bet, then when you win again just go back to £1 and do it again'....I just meant it as a joke since if you double your bet each time it can become ridiculous very quick. Well he wasn't as clever as I thought and emptied his bank account, but we were students so it was about £100... i did this a few years back now in las Vegas. doubled up every time and i had to stop as i ran out of chips and spent what i budgeted for that day. a bet on black 8 times in a row and it was red! have been back
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    I got my mate into trouble, I jokingly said 'why not just bet £1 on black, if it loses double your bet, then when you win again just go back to £1 and do it again'....I just meant it as a joke since if you double your bet each time it can become ridiculous very quick. Well he wasn't as clever as I thought and emptied his bank account, but we were students so it was about £100... i did this a few years back now in las Vegas. doubled up every time and i had to stop as i ran out of chips and spent what i budgeted for that day. a bet on black 8 times in a row and it was red! have been back
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    I love roulette... Got a simple system that works but you need a fair starting purse. Got kicked out of the last casino a few months ago, think they call it minimal risk betting?
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    think I'll just bolt the f**ker under the bed
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    when my old man moved into a bungalow (rip) he had the same problem. i had to drill through to the outer brick pass a threaded bars though secure the ends outside with a nut and cement them over W@nker My mates a joiner he said he'd use plasterboard screws, I had a feeling they would be s**t Right, I'm off to tap the walls for an hour lol
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    Has anyone had this problem? Just moved into a flat and have to get the feo out again I thought about fixing wood to the wall, but I'll have the same problem - how can they be securely fitted?? I can't lie it down as there isn't room where it's going. Cheers an advance
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    Catcher i agree it happens all over the country , but it does matter if your Black or White mate , look at the stephen Lawrence case , now what happened to him and his family is HORRIFIC , but had that been a white lad do you think the amount off effort and money would off been used cause i very much doudt it mate so the reason in my opinion was because he was Black , i could imagine it now "We must solve this at ALL COSTS , TO PROVE WHERE NOT RACISTS" Could you imagine reporting any racist issue being white and being taking serious in this country ... i very much doudt it ! Totally agr
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    So it was just a total racist attack you were walking quite normally by yourself minding your own business when suddenly approached by 5 lads with "skinheads" (automatically racist because they have no hair mind) which proceeded to set upon you for no apparent reason? So you weren't walking down the road with your trousers half way down your arse, a limp (or swagger should I call it) and with your chin stuck right up in the air dogging ppl up whilst kissing your teeth thinking your hard as nails and you run the world !? Cos that pisses me off an all You on drugs mate dont class me as yourse
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    @ Brian you sound like a complete twat. 'Pakis' and 'darkeys' aren't the problem, if the legal loophole's there why wouldn't they take it? Would you? They take advantage of a weak government, we're flooded with immigrants because of successive weak governments, yet we still have people like yourself blaming someone based on their skin colour - how ignorant. I stereotype people, who doesn't, but you're an out and out racist and your comments are embarrassing to read on an open public forum. Perhaps you've forgotten the millions of 'Pakis', Africans and carribeans who gave their
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    So it was just a total racist attack you were walking quite normally by yourself minding your own business when suddenly approached by 5 lads with "skinheads" (automatically racist because they have no hair mind) which proceeded to set upon you for no apparent reason? So you weren't walking down the road with your trousers half way down your arse, a limp (or swagger should I call it) and with your chin stuck right up in the air dogging ppl up whilst kissing your teeth thinking your hard as nails and you run the world !? Cos that pisses me off an all You on drugs mate dont class me as yourse
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    I was filled in by about 15 of them - started as me and another guy, when I was getting the better of him his mate joined in, when I wouldn't go down they all jumped in. Came away with a broken shoulder but what a bunch of fannies. If we were ALLOWED to defend ourselves (Thank you sir) as in America I would have culled the lot of them there and then.
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    Now you mention it The trousers are a bit tight though You must have them on back to front.............. :laugh:
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    Now you mention it The trousers are a bit tight though
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    If anyone's down today give me a shout I'll buy you a drink. I'm wearing a pink shirt I borrowed off lab
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