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  1. Heard about you taking that ugly bird 'sarah' in the wheel chair, back to your place on saturday night,you dirty dog,

    I know your desperate but thats what i call taking advantage darcy... I hope you wheeled her home or got her a taxi back atleast!

  2. Recently the world biggest nose was recorded, measuring 3.46 inches -this is officially the world's longest hooter entered...

    But I believe, had you entered, you would have won, hands down Darcy...

    Your time has come to be a champion, go forward, and grab the title chief!!

  3. £500 reward on offer for safe return of the dog....
  4. chocolate dog mad. Breeds for cash and shows only.

  5. your quite wrong there ugly, it was a fix, and the chief measurer was bribed with a kebab to confirm they were, all wrong, mine is a hell of allot smaller.

    chocolate dogs chocolate dogs!

  6. Master southern queer! Tea and crumpets on the lawn!

  7. Rare oppurtunity to purchase this sold out publication... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...em=110379649577
  8. is hardcore and breeds dogs with no heads

  9. Please can I have your daughters hand in marriage?

  10. This brings back some memories I must say, not long ago I was down by a river, with the dogs, a cold day and the river was slightly inflood and fast flowing, one thing lead to another and my terrier ended up in difficulty, without a thought i did a baywatch dive into the river and frantically rescued the dog, I lost my van keys in the process.Costing me over £250 to sort that out! bad times
  11. I'm really looking forward to the price falling down on the new Diesel subaru, then i'll be happy! Been thinking about purchasing a forester, but with the land been so wet most of the season now-a-days can they cope like some of the jeeps out there, and with the petrol side of things, prefer the diesel motors for obvious reasons
  12. Heard your currently on the look-out for a young Thai bride, also try russian brides.com

  13. Peak of fitness rabbit dogs, through and through. Nothing more nothing less ;)

  14. He's defiently been on the smack, and double dropped some ecstasy tablets
  15. Johnny- surely it will benefit you and everybody else if you set a "paypal account" up,automatic payment meaning the process would be far qiucker and easier for everybody involved....
  16. Sounds like a good weekend. You wouldn't dig many a season if you only have one hard dog, in some situations and many earths I know, a hard dog is useless, give me a bayer over 3 hard terriers anyday
  17. Not to mention any names.... but winkhound will know alot about steroids, he's a budding bodybuilder and striving for the arnold schwarzenegger look, but it is also known he's trying to beef his white yappy strain into killing machines with such products
  18. haha southern messers teaming up on the handsome northern once again... Winky, we know who got that stuck don't we .... It was me who had to teach you a trick or two on the quad, posh boy . and as for scrounging... I was invited down , (I didn't do any asking for once) Wilf, your the one who likes big black cock, shay told me you can't get enough,
  19. You told me you could drive? Don't be popping tyres with your dangerous driving when we are down for a run you southern arse bandit
  20. who gave you permission to take pictures of other peoples dogs, then post them on a public forum!!???
  21. ahhh stinky winky, I remember you mentioning something now. You will have to explain in better detail next time. yar. Well done.
  22. good going mate, what are the landcruisers like on fuel though, and are they fast?
  23. Are there any winches or other products on the market that any of you have had experience with in the past That doesn't fix permanently onto your bumper, but it a portable unit, so you can keep it in the motor, And if you get stuck when out, it is more than capable of getting you out of sticky situations. Any info appreciated.
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