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Tarmac

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  1. .... Well I won't ever need a lady because yours is known to keep me busy
  2. well I managed to shave my ladies bush last night, so I must be leading this comp now!!
  3. Has finally realised he's a posh boy with a small penis

  4. Are these boots able to withstand a few seasons digging though? They look light and the sole looks thin, anybody have first hand experience???
  5. All-rounders do exist, but are like gold dust.... I've seen one, I didn't own him, and the dog was "a true all-rounder" I didn't really realise how good the dog was until he had died, he was never bred from, as there was a lack of good enough bitches around, a crying shame... A lot of people do not need a "true all-rounder" simply because everybody has there own preferences on game they run and the land they run on, and the majority stick to one thing. Personally I could do with an all-rounder, but I just don't think I’ll find one very quickly!
  6. Well my personal preference would always be a dog, a big strong FAST type, not necessarily big meaning a dog with bull in it, just big, powerful dog that can shift through the gears. But my youngest lurcher at the moment happens to be a bitch, she was the only one in the litter, and I was given what I got, the breeding was from two good dogs, a few were after the pups, and I happened to be 5th in line out of us mates, the rest wanted the dogs. I'll see how she goes, but I’d rather kennel dogs any day over bitches and I'm already having my doubts, I prefer dogs general strength and they see
  7. Good replies lads, not that any of us brake the law now, since the ban was enforced, but its only going to get hotter every year with the law and do-gooders... Tarmac, the only trouble you are likely to have with the police is if they catch you sucking off old fellas round the back of the railway station you mucky little rent boy!! you gay arse bandit!! I've heard through the grapevine you enjoy playing with other southern inbreds penis'... oh... and your a Predator and not to be trusted with anyones young sons...
  8. As the season is very much upon us now, well as soon as the remaining fields are cut, most of us will be back at it, most days and nights, and i'm pretty sure the odd poacher watch groups and police will be getting ready and on the look out wasting goverment money... When or if you've been pulled with lurchers in the past, while the ban has been in place, if you happen to be in an area, you have no reason to be... What have you said? Have any of you been in bother, since the ban was enforced upon us for accidentally breaking the law ?
  9. This strange southern character is very confused about his sexuality, and likes to get personal and passionate with a variety of farm animals on a regular basis

  10. Yep BF Muds agree there wink hound, yes you pay more than remoulds and some other tyre makes... but there great on the road and off it, I wouldn't want the AT 50/50 all terrains or I'd of been well stranded by now... ... Big thumbs up for BF Muds, last well as well.. What are they like if you cover a fair amount of road miles also? noisey or bareable?
  11. Tyres obviously have a massive impact on your vehicle when it comes to the rough and wet stuff, What do you have fitted on yours? Mud terrains or all terrains? Anybody recommend what they find the best tyre for both road and off-road work? Obviously some of them mudders are far too noisy on the road and won't give you a decent performance, have you found any to be different?
  12. Yep, they will be one of the first things I'll be fitting, seen that lightforce do them, but are a bit steep in price at around £235 a pair and thats on ebay , so think i'll stick to some cheap rally giant ones.
  13. What spotlights have you fitted lucky?
  14. Wouldnt be able to help you with your problem because I'm like donkey when it comes to mechanics- But how do you rate the sportrak for lamping? Good off-road? fast?
  15. Sounds like you've got the perfect motor for your job, How much have you spent on the motor to get it like that so far?
  16. You complete batty boy , that’s your filthy line of work , I've been informed that you and a large nosed ginger male freak were involved in a bit of secret loving at the weekend, and the reason for your trip was not fishing, but pure love of the dirtiest kind, I'm lead to believe you both had very sore bottoms, and that’s not because you were sat on a river bank not catching.... Your another ugly southern messer....
  17. Looks a good size for the job in hand lucky, alot of the wheaten crosses i've seen or been involved with have thrown quite small, never over 24/25', He looks like he's got a decent set of legs- How tall is he? Has he seen anything?
  18. ……and winky is defiantly not that good looking!
  19. The real deal dogs are kept between friends, not for the nation, not for money and not for the goodline to go to messers who breed and breed rubbish time and time again, theres too many rubbish dogs out there because of people who "carry on the legacy", who wants all the attention? The best dogs are worked more than any others out there, and are kept to themseleves out of reach from all the messers in this game. Money is never involved. To all the lads who do this, keep at it, keep working them.
  20. Darcy used to have a tight hole so I was told , until wilf got hold of him, and beasted him every night during there quick affair, now winkhound is suffering the power of wilf's force .
  21. That’s it now, I'm sick of the abuse you lads are firing my way, I know us northern legends are far more superior looking then you, (Darcy is an exception, his parents originate from the southern land) and I also know every male in the south has the right to be ugly, but you two abused the privilege! Are your parents siblings? There’s no need to take your anger out on your younger generation. And it’s a hard choice choosing the correct vehicle for my needs I’ll have you know ladies. Hairdresser’s car ha-ha- what do you want me to drive around in? Messers... I'd have liked a
  22. Ahh, you wouldnt like it....belive me Ohhh I'm sure me and my red dog would , not sure if the fine specimens in your vicinity would like it though, there population would be effected once my supercharged tracking machine arrives You’re another southern Muppet. Its alright for you with your quad and fuel paid for, some of us have to work hard for a living, The life of a gigolo is not always an easy one, I'm shattered. Unlike you, who's living the dream, and has it far to easy And don't be knocking Speedos winky, there very comfortable, You won't have heard about my
  23. Maybe for some of the smaller ones, like winkhound, but I'm sure you'll be able to manage, your a big boy,
  24. What do you mean by muscle bound? Build up of too much muscle that isn't necessarily? That may cause problems such as cramp etc after a few runs on the lamp or daytime? Have you encountered problems like this before? Getting them fit and waiting for your invite, for me to come "track" all the fallow etc you messers have down there...
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