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  1. Walking along the street yesterday I meets a dwarf carrying a flat screen TV, I says to him" hey buddy you want a hand carrying that tv" he replies " F@ck of ya prick it's a Kindle"
  2. Yes I use Radiol muscle embroocation and Virginian amber oils find these 2 pretty decent
  3. Aye it's Wedgey's bitch Floss it's the dam to mine, she's the same seems to be able to stay for fun,find her really laid back and really easy to handle
  4. I'm no on any bodies case just stating that I'm pleased wae mine
  5. I've got one out of Romeo here aswell and she's been a delight to own, haven't hammered her but everything I've put in front of her she's done really well, brought the dog up here from a fella near you Fuji and I knew I couldn't have her as an out and out daytime dog she's been lamped, ferreted,coursed, mooched about with and been shooting and retrieving birds, only thing she ain't seen is teeth but I've no interest in them at all. Temperament is great recall first class and most of all Scared of feck all, weather rain snow sleet don't bother her, in fact from what I've had out of her up to no
  6. Well this is her now had her back out recently and she's ran very well, for her first season I've not hammered her rightly or wrongly I don't know but for what she's showed I'm delighted
  7. Mary says to her mother " I've had 6 kids and feel as if my fanny is a bit loose and I don't think Bert gets a lot out of making love to me now, would you have a look and see what you think mum" "No" replies the mum, " take the bathroom mirror off the wall and place it on the floor remove your knickers stand over the mirror and look yourself" so Mary's in the bathroom examine her fanny with the door ajar when Bert walks past, he bursts in and pushes Mary violently into the bath, "for Christ sake Bert you nearly broke my arm there" "break your arm Mary if you'd fell down that f@cking hole in
  8. Aye buddy it's definitely true lol
  9. Was standing in Asda at the returns desk when a fella approached and said to the assistant " I got this home and upon opening it I realised it was empty" handing her a disposable barbecue, she opened it up she looked very confused and said " but sir the tray and the coals are here" "yes I know" he said " but ther is no sausages, chops or chicken drumsticks" pointing to the outside of the box" "but sir you dont get the meat along with the barbecue the pictures are only for advertisement purposes" " YOUR F@CKING JOKING" he said " ive got another two of these in my freezer" I nearly p
  10. Cracking wee dog that mate exactly same breeding as mine , they have probably got the best engine I've seen in lurches for 30+ year the power and strength in them is unreal and turning abilitys with that little boost of speed catches everything out . Mine stands at under 21" he's tiny compared with some he has worked with what's yours standing at atb markcheers buddy I really can't fault her, she stands at 23tts and is quite a short coupled bitch, bit better pic of her
  11. She holds her own, can turn on a sixpence, the deep heather don't do her much favours but anything else doesn't phase her
  12. Saluki greyhound x collie whippet little flying machine with enough wind to last and most of all a game heart
  13. He's looking good buddy credit to you
  14. 15 year I had her 5 year longer than my oldest grandchild she loved them all and they were the same with her, even after trying to explain what happened to them in an adult manner ended up 3 of us in the kennel tidying her bed away bubbling lol No as said you'd have to be a hard hearted swine not to shed a tear after all there as loyal as the day is long atb
  15. Don't go making excuses for the b@stards, should never taken the fellas dog, Spanna I wish you all the luck in the world getting him back buddy and hanging some b@stard out to dry for their inadequacy atb mate
  16. I was the same 6th September last year I had to put my old Russell bitch to sleep she was 15 and had a great life but christ it broke my f@cking heart sat in the van and cried like a big Jessie afterwards lol
  17. She stands about 24tts just not long past with her first season which she lost a bit of condition but shaping up nicely, was talking about Ice to NE Courser today and it was said he done 8 for8 behind the cheerio cafe but was early in the season but still not to be sniffed at, was also told if he hadn't got the injury that he did he would have really shone atb
  18. We used to get the liquid stuff and it stained like f@ck we were treated wae it aswell as the dogs,my mother wiped it on like calomine lotion, dogs got it we wouldn't be far behind lol imagine now SCABIES just sounds a dirty word lol
  19. I'm quite sure sarcoptic mange is the equivalent to the human form of scabies, I remember using a yellow product bought from the vet called Tetmosil and you could by sachets of sheep dip, changed days
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