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iworkwhippets

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  1. Flacko, had this bitch sin she was 8 weeks old, and hands on heart, shes never yapped once
  2. its not just the money in my hand matey, its about helping folks if i can, gets me out and about in the community, im liked by lots of folks here, we have a laugh
  3. Nowt wrong with Greenwoods pal, 3 pairs of boxers bought 2012, still going strong
  4. Sorry to be reading this Ray, i truly am, all the best for your wife
  5. then look out for me sweetlips, im coming on this, if i set off now, should be there fer sunday
  6. im on my way mo , will raymondo not object
  7. Same with me Tomo, always been a young man at heart, but theres no doubt about it , im and old man, but contrary to what ive written about myself on the other topic, im a fit old bugger, nearly every day im out wi dog, and i do some mileage, on foot, nowt in life gets me down, many deaths in my family, but i still bounce back, its just my nature, i just love life simple as that, not enough hours in the day for me, never in bed afore 1am, and up around 6 30, its very rare i sit down, im on tenterhooks here hoping for another pup, thats my life, done my bit fer queen n country, its my turn to en
  8. eh, wrong wi that, i have to sit down to put my trousers on
  9. Thought id mow the front garden this morning at 9, before it got to hot, this lady in her 40s came by, you can do mine for me if you like she says, so i did, she lives just up the road from me, anyways i copt for 3 more, then onto gladys, where i got extras thrown in, tea and a sarnie, so with £25 in hand, i will put aside for puppy jabs
  10. not forgetting my piles and varicose veins, what a miserable existance
  11. hair gone, teeth gone, cant remember what day it is, go upstairs to bed at night on all fours, up several times in the night to empty my bladder, im 71 on the 3rd of next month, i will be glad when the good lord takes me, i dread growing old
  12. im looking for a bit of extra cash in my old age, gimee the job, i will even supply the rope
  13. Are you an ugly bugger matey she is just the same, never greets me in the morning, not bothered about being stroked unless it suits her, but come mooching time, shes up my arse, eh, im fillin up here
  14. the only nets used here, are up at my living room windows
  15. Can anybody answer Mushrooms question about the boner please reply, cos if the answer is yes, im off to find the nearest bee hive
  16. i saw jettyboys litter over on another forum, chunky little buggers, in a clean environment, that did it for me, i asked if they would put Nell at one side for me, never expecting them to say yes, i could only assume they had read some of my posts, and thought me worthy, well clare and gary, i hope ive done the dog proud cheers keith
  17. what about trying a massage parlour,
  18. iworkwhippets

    Cramp

    plenty of exercise Raymondo, and water to go with it, i contort my whole body summat shocking first thing every morning, followed by lots of water, works for me, very rare i ail owt, failing that, full leg amputation
  19. stopped in today, ive renewed some fencing, and put a new gate up for when i get my pup, i ran short of a few screws, so asked a neighbour, if he had any spare, theres a hardware shop in the village keith he says, eh
  20. Its the only world we have, so enjoy every day as i do, bugger the future, live for the day
  21. brings back some memmories does this, but the best help i ever received was when my wife passed on, only in her 30s, christmas morning, to cut a long story short, because of the circumstances of her death, my house was full of police, i was befriended by a police lady, prior to this, id already lost, mother, father, brother , sister and i was in a right state, left with 2 young chidren, if it wasnt for that police lady, and im not afraid to mention her name, policewoman cribbins bolton cid, i dont think i would be sat here now, im now with a lady who isnt in the best of health, and i do the lo
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