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  1. morton
    Thats me fecked then.
  2. morton
    The only way to mix Collie and Deerhound to produce workers,is to add Greyhound to the mix,otherwise its a gamble to far.The Deerhound,Grey-Collie{Border}-Grey was once recognised as possibly 1 of the finest hunting jukels our fair isle ever produced and that is a snippet of lurcher folklore that is set in granite.The majority of such breeding now is a piss poor representation of mutts that only a few decades ago were bred on working merit,try and find one now.The Deerhound is a pale shadow of its name,folk attempt to re-discover the Collie and add Collie blood that is better represented by th
  3. morton
    Hard to distinguish mate when all you see is tail lights heading for the m4 .They like the run but leave carcasses about for the likes of me to find .Is that the mark of the modern lurcherman as sure wasnt back in the day . You seem to be attempting to make a cause for your natural ability to grass by masquerading behind a few half truths spouted on sites like this.Few lurcher folk ditch their catch and the ones that do,do not represent the majority of us.As is the innuendo you spout that lurcher and terrier owners you know would happily ring plod on a fellow hunter.What the feck do you k
  4. morton
    He,s not going to admit the area he,s in,part and parcel of becoming a grass is the smell of shit as they skulk away.If? you bump into him make sure its on purpose as the twat will run straight to plod,good luck as i wish anybody in his vicinity the pleasure of putting it on its arse.
  5. morton
    It took me over 30 years to gain the permission i now walk,the first 2 decades were often spent walking in a careful manner and attending magistrates courts for poaching without permission.I have more permission than i care for now and can poach land that the owners know i walk and they choose to ignore,mutual respect mucker.I know for a fact that the majority of hunting souls,especially the youngsters don,t have the luxury of permission i now take for granted and the ones that exercise their charges on my permission,that only leave footprints and a dab of fur,have nothing but my admiration an
  6. morton
    It took me over 30 years to gain the permission i now walk,the first 2 decades were often spent walking in a careful manner and attending magistrates courts for poaching without permission.I have more permission than i care for now and can poach land that the owners know i walk and they choose to ignore,mutual respect mucker.I know for a fact that the majority of hunting souls,especially the youngsters don,t have the luxury of permission i now take for granted and the ones that exercise their charges on my permission,that only leave footprints and a dab of fur,have nothing but my admiration an
  7. morton
    I can just see your kids going to school and talking about folk pleasuring their grandma,geez id not wish to be in your shoes.
  8. morton
    Why what ye gonna do, scare dogs with it, she in her 60s ffs haha So are you saying just because your mother is in her 60,s she may no longer be attractive to some?any pics? 60s and sticky hmmmm niceHave you brimmed a 60 year old,bit of advice spit on your cock first.is that what you did when you put it inside your mam You have to start somewhere,i moved on to fresher fields you perhaps carried on ploughing the same pasture.
  9. morton
    I was brought up on a farm mate ,have known farmers all my life ,have had permission since i owned my first dog .I dont care what you or others do or where just not on my bit ,simple really mate .its here in in black and white .Well.you are very lucky to have had perm since being a nipper fd.But the 1 bit you haven't answered is. Have you ever strayed onto non perm for a look with the lamp or shovel. Youve asked so ill answer .The only thing i may have done wrong is to lamp a farm without telling them i was there but having permission all the same .Never dug without permission except the
  10. morton
    Ive spent the majority of my life in the company of folk with few morals or standards that would amount to little more than anything found in a sewer,the vast majority of them own and live by better standards than a grass.If i come to Wiltshire,which is unlikely id purposely wish to haunt your permission and force a meet.Again there is no place on an hunting forum for a fecking grass,it does not equate.
  11. morton
    I was brought up on a farm mate ,have known farmers all my life ,have had permission since i owned my first dog .I dont care what you or others do or where just not on my bit ,simple really mate .its here in in black and white .Well.you are very lucky to have had perm since being a nipper fd.But the 1 bit you haven't answered is. Have you ever strayed onto non perm for a look with the lamp or shovel. Youve asked so ill answer .The only thing i may have done wrong is to lamp a farm without telling them i was there but having permission all the same .Never dug without permission except the
  12. morton
    I would know they aint going no where and walk up to them mate and talk face to face like men . Let them know it was my ground and they aint wanted .Lads talk of digging all over the place ,had some say theyve dug on my ground but never a spade mark to be seen .Some like to be heard talking mate .Life has taught me to spot them a mile away and best let them talk .Most on here giving the big one would shit their pants if they saw anyone approaching where they shouldnt be just like the subaru from the valleys . Id like to meet the digging lads you have walked up to,then grassed,your new na
  13. morton
    You see mate that where its gone tits up .Last episode was the 4th attempt at stopping them for a chat but they speed away as though they have committed grand theft .I want to talk but appears my 5ft 8 frame is too much for them lol.Im no fighter but like the next man i will stand up for what i consider mine .I hope there is a backlash as something needs to be done and ive already outlined whos got an interest in it .So its okay if they stop for a chat? Buf if they get on there toes then they in same category as nonces and burglars?? Come on mate, i get ye pissed off but that daft, lets say th
  14. morton
    Why what ye gonna do, scare dogs with it, she in her 60s ffs haha So are you saying just because your mother is in her 60,s she may no longer be attractive to some?any pics? 60s and sticky hmmmm nice Have you brimmed a 60 year old,bit of advice spit on your cock first.
  15. morton
    If anybody feels that strongly about a few folk walking their permission they have only 2 choices,confront or accept.999 is the choice of scum and cowards.I knew already that the standards we once accepted as the norm had slipped a notch or 3,yet accepting grasses amidst our ranks is a notch to far for me,they have no place in the field or street and if they will grass about a paultry poaching incident then watch your back.
  16. morton
    Seagulls have more protection than Geese.Tried eating a gull once,tasted worse than a Shellduck.theres feck all on them gulls I'd rather eat a sparrow ha ha haSparrows are edible.i don't disagree with that but you get more stuck in your teeth then what you'd swallowAs kids my grandad learnt us the art of sparrow traps,he learnt it in the east end of London and transferred that knowledge to the fylde.120 spuggies fed a greedy family in the day.bloody hell bet you used to work for faggin aswell ha ha ha He did have a barrow that he sent us around Wesham with selling his flowers,about a shilli
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    Why what ye gonna do, scare dogs with it, she in her 60s ffs haha So are you saying just because your mother is in her 60,s she may no longer be attractive to some?any pics? Sorry mate, i dont have pics of me ole ma handy, i spent 15 years tryin to get fcuk away from her haha Is she Dales bred?.
  18. morton
    Seagulls have more protection than Geese.Tried eating a gull once,tasted worse than a Shellduck.theres feck all on them gulls I'd rather eat a sparrow ha ha haSparrows are edible.i don't disagree with that but you get more stuck in your teeth then what you'd swallow As kids my grandad learnt us the art of sparrow traps,he learnt it in the east end of London and transferred that knowledge to the fylde.120 spuggies fed a greedy family in the day.
  19. morton
    If you mugged a granny id inform the plod,if you nonced a kid id phone the plod,if you burgled my house id feel sorry for you and if you had the audacity that many of us started out with and poached someones permission id respect you for giving the mutts their exercise and id not phone the plod.You sir are a turd and not a grey one.If after finding you to be a grass folk still wish to keep company with you id be ashamed of them.[/quote Thank f**k there's decent folk about then Mort and from over the bridge too .I've enough mates to last two lifetimes and they are all aware of my take on how
  20. morton
    If the sport meant that much to me that i needed to grass fellow hunters id cease to hunt as it would be obvious hunting with jukels was not for me.I cannot state strongly enough how much many of us despise a fecking grass,its not done,its not acceptable and it alienates anybody with a soul and upbringing.
  21. morton
    Seagulls have more protection than Geese.Tried eating a gull once,tasted worse than a Shellduck.theres feck all on them gulls I'd rather eat a sparrow ha ha ha Sparrows are edible.
  22. morton
    Why what ye gonna do, scare dogs with it, she in her 60s ffs haha So are you saying just because your mother is in her 60,s she may no longer be attractive to some?any pics?
  23. morton
    Its not something you would get away with anywhere and it will catch up with him if there are any honest sorts about in his vicinity.
  24. morton
    If you mugged a granny id inform the plod,if you nonced a kid id phone the plod,if you burgled my house id feel sorry for you and if you had the audacity that many of us started out with and poached someones permission id respect you for giving the mutts their exercise and id not phone the plod.You sir are a turd and not a grey one.If after finding you to be a grass folk still wish to keep company with you id be ashamed of them.[/quote Thank f**k there's decent folk about then Mort and from over the bridge too .I've enough mates to last two lifetimes and they are all aware of my take on ho
  25. morton
    Kill a fox,an hare or bambi and your worth about £150,chase an artificial lure on an artificial track and you are in the clover,if the average lurcher owner put their nous into a short winded flier we could become far poorer for the effort but far richer.
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