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  1. bert the fert
    " It " scared the crap outta me. It took me two attempts to finish it, despite it being a complete gripper, just because i wussed out
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    Tuesdays Gone by Lynryd Skynryd Magnolia by J J Cale Superstition by Stevie Wonder One by U2 Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles Fave songs always depend on mood, ask me again tomorrow and the list will likely alter a bit.
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    I like Terry Pratchett's early books. Funny, acerbic, and sharply observed. And for pretty much the same reasons, anything by P.G. Wodehouse. I loved The Stand by Stephen King; images from it are still lodged in my head 20 years after i read it.
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    I love his humour. He's an absolute comic genius, and the thing i like about him most is that he can be hilarious without being nasty or cruel.
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    That comment made me switch over for a quick nosey. You're not wrong ! She'sd scare a police horse :sick:
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    I'm far too poor for Sky And we only got a free view box last year when they made the switchover, up till then it were just the four channels. We've got a telly now with the digi box built in, and there's a section on the remote with record and stuff, but when i try i just end up buggering up the settings So i leave well alone ! tbh im thinking of cancelling sky.a lot of shit and they lied to me said it was £50 a month it f*****g goes up every month for the past year lol i got a bult in free view on my tv aswell i think.god knows how it works though. 'Owt for nowt, g
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    I'm far too poor for Sky And we only got a free view box last year when they made the switchover, up till then it were just the four channels. We've got a telly now with the digi box built in, and there's a section on the remote with record and stuff, but when i try i just end up buggering up the settings So i leave well alone !
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    never watched the first one,i may record it on sky tonight. I'll miss it because Brassed off is on Film4 and i don't know how to record stuff.
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    This threads still got legs on it, and the bloody programme is on again tonight
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    Ohhh yes ! I'd never seen silent bob and jay before. It cracked me up
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    My dad was irish, my mother a scot but if you hear me speak you'll know i'm as lancashire as the rain.
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    Great job you got there !! Makes me wonder where i went wrong in life
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    Go for it. Sax is a dead easy instrument to pick up and great fun to play. You're halfway there anyway, being able to read music
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    It's just said on the news that the BBC have announced 360 jobs to go.
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    What a daft thing to do. What's gonna happen when he starts trying to groom himself and he's swallowing diamantes ? Can't you take up knitting instead while you're laid up ?
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    Bloody spammer.
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    Change your vet mate, because that bugger let you down badly. Very sorry to hear the outcome.
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    Has the vet arrived yet ? Got my fingers crossed for some positive news, Martn.
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    Oh my god that's horrible ! Why on earth has the neighbour done that ?
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    That's always been my opinion too. I've returned a wallet before now and the old chap was chuffed to bits. I've also been dumb enough to leave my purse in a supermarket trolley when i'd just taken 60 quid out of their ATM. I was nearly in tears when i realised what i'd done and shot back to the supermarket asap. I honestly thought someone would have pocketed it, but no...a really nice lady had handed it in but had refused to leave her details for me to to be able to thank her properly.
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    Great pics there, Jenn. My fave is the last one, i love the quiet spirituality of it.
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    K, if you need a foster home where they'll be pandered to and fussed over, give me a bell. We can transport their cabin in the van, or if it's not moveable i can likely integrate them into ferret towers with last years kits. Don't be stuck, ok ?
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    I think you're right, generally speaking we're more sheep than anarchists.
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    Couldn't agree more ! I love having hens about the place.
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    Make sure you don't give 'em names then
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