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    You have your opinion, dude, and i have mine. This is the nature of forums.
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    I did. My original post was MUCH longer.
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    They usually are when you won't pay for a vet.
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    When i was a kid my parents had pubs and we moved to one that had cockroaches. I just remember my mum using this method, and seeing the split open ones in the mornings.
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    First point of call would be a professional pest control outfit, but if you don't fancy the expense try baking soda. Sprinkle it everywhere you've seen them crawling and leave it down overnight. The cockies eat it and when it fizzes up inside them they split open. Just keep cleaning it up and re-applying every night until there's no new ones. Also, never kill them by standing on them. If you happen to squash an egg bearing female the eggs will be superglued to your sole and you'll walk them into your mrs's place.
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    Not so much with hunting for me, but this site has its stars nonetheless. I've had brill advice from Duckwing about my chickens, and my little girl got the perfect motorbike [ which she absolutely LOVES ] thanks to advice from terrierjohn.
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    Same here i love shoes & boots & hats I must be an aberration. I've had to finally admit defeat and give up trying to repair my old trainers. They've split so far, the glue won't hold em together now. So i've just, grudgingly, bought a pair to replace them. I'm gutted too, only had those trainers four years.
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    It hasn't flared up for a couple of years or more now, but when it did it was triggered once by Pob being ill. Then the dogs immune system can't suppress the growth. The other times have been when she's had too much red meat in her diet. She loses her hair on the backs of her thighs, and on her belly and ribcage. Pob was at her worst when we found her [ she was a rescue ] and she'd have been about a year old which is when demodex is usually most active.
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    That's exactly where my lurcher loses coat when she has a flare up of demodectic mange. A skin scraping at the vets will tell you whether it's mites or not.
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    o shit mate we have a bleedy cat aswell and i usually feed him in the morning before or after i check the ferrets so uts quite possible i've touched the cat and then touched the ferret aswell if this is the case then the cat will have to go, only good thing he does is keep the rats down around the chicken run.... See what the vet says first, before you go booting the cat out. My cat and ferrets live perfectly happily and healthily together.
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    Are her eyes swollen yet ? It sounds like septicaemia. Can you ring your vet tonight and describe the symptoms to him/her ? Our vet will generally tell us whether we need to see him immediately or if he thinks it will wait till the morning.
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    Aww, i love that picture, Moll
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    Wasn't he bloody marvellous in Brassed Off ! That scene where he was in hospital and the brass band played Danny Boy outside.......ohh my gawd....I cried buckets. Definitely a sad loss. RIP Mr Postlethwaite.
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    In your earlier posts you said that you were waiting on some ferrets. Do us all a favour and don't get them. If you think this is funny then you probably shouldn't own animals. Couldn't agree more.
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    bert the fert replied to tb25's topic in General Talk

    It'd be the other way round for me. I'd like to see the back of the human rights act, since it only ever seems to be employed in this country to further the interests of the criminal. The act is full of sweeping, open-ended generalisations that fall victim to subjective interpretation by the courts, often to the detriment of the genuinely wronged. For example, the parent of the Blackburn child killed by a hit and run driver. The driver went on to commit further crimes before being apprehended and found to be an illegal immigrant. Did we deport him ? No, he used the HRA to ensure he re
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    There's been so many things wrong in this past year, that even if i did make New Years resolutions, i'd barely know where to start. So in all probability, i'll do what i always do; just keep ploughing on.
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    I love the pic with the three dogs busy, all arses in the air
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    With that level of attentive care, i'm sure they'll be on the right side of it very soon. I hope so - its at times like these that you realise just how much you rely on the little stinkers and how much they mean to you, i'm out with them for at least an hour or two every single day during the season and out of season have them scurrying about the garden and house all the time. I spend more time with the ferrets than any other living thing (apart from the dogs), far far far more than any person. Is that sad? Far from it ! I think you're a star for treating yours like part of
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    With that level of attentive care, i'm sure they'll be on the right side of it very soon.
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    exactly, i didnt want to come out right and say it.. thanks lol.. where is irish lurcher, he would love this. as she made him look a right tit.. She fooled a few on here, me included. Shame why some folk have to resort to mind games. Why on earth folk can't just be straight up is beyond me.
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    spot on that shep.... why should they be treated different... remember buttermilk... they are all currupt apart from, kay, MLB, colliegrey,flyn,tyla, pls forgive if i forgot anyone else, lol... Yes you forgot someone else !
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    Do you have any venison bones and trimmings, any pheasant or duck carcasses in the freezer ? If so, put them in a big pan with a bottle of red wine, some crushed juniper, chopped rosemary and thyme, a carrot, an onion, and a rib of celery. Also add about a dozen peppercorns. Cook gently for about four or five hours. Strain, then reduce the stock to a dark, intense jus. Season lightly with salt and that's a great base for any game gravy.
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    maybe she wants the boaby :D :D Theres an understatement. I think she is a fat yank slut. I would put my cock in her mouth, straight from the mouth to arse., then back in her mouth. Saying that I don't know her and have never met her, So I could be completely wrong. FTB I just lolled.
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    I dunno, cos that bugger got a pair of Aigle, neoprene lined wellies off me
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    Shall we be each others secret santa's next year ? Then we'll at least get one decent pressie Sounds like a plan to me!!!! Can I even have a sip from your special mug?? :kiss: :kiss: Hey, it was my only pressie, but since it's christmas it'd be rude to say no Bloody hell, this'll be the first date I've been on for a goodly while!!! Only another year to wait... Is it a bit early to tell the mrs to get herself a new hat?? .atb. .ste. You'll be witnesses to bigamy if it gets that far. I've been wed 16 years
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