DUCKWING

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give........SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL

It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."

What's the difference between 'fat chance' and 'slim chance'?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marx

BRISTOL POLICE INVESTINGATING THE JOANNA YEATES CASE SAY THE MURDERER STOLE ONE OF HER SOCKS ....... AM I THE ONLY PERSON THINKING . " HEATHER MILLS "

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

The inherent vice of capitalism is the uneven division of blessings, while the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal division of misery , WINSTON CHURCHILL .

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on........... WINSTON CHURCHILL.

“A competitor will find a way to win. Competitors take bad breaks and use them to drive themselves just that much harder. Quitters take bad breaks and use them as reasons to give up. It's all a matter of pride.”

“Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.”

PEDDLERS , ........ its amazing , ...... scumbags buy in some stock they know nothing of , which hasnt been tried let alone tested ..... and yet sell youngsters from them !

“A man is known by the company he keeps”.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas

I ..... SURVIVED !!!! ......stag doo to liverpool , a total of 32 1/2 hours on the drink !! then a pub crawl back ...... god i feel rough !

what do you do to get rid of a headache ... thats right ....... send her back to her mothers !!

feckin work tomorrow ... trouble is ive so much to do and works getting in the way of it !

9 hours on the drink , in at midnight up at 6am , stock sorted by 8am .... yep still got the constitution of a billy goat !

stock sorted , dogs sorted ...catch sorted ....... out for a day on the slurp ,....intending to be hung over tomorrow !!

I HONESTLY DIDNT KNOW SCOTCHMEN WERE SO GENEROUS !!!!

cannot really add much to whats below ........ GW yer a DIAMOND !