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  1. Aye but he's no MP style is he..........more of the tramp on the street level for that dirty fecker!!
  2. http://www.fabswingers.com Suprised it took you so long 'Gem...... i was out mowing the lawn yeah,what ever... be honest now,you were trimming your special bush nah that was earlier i managed to blow up the electric strimmer Dont leave it weeks on end then.........
  3. Good chance he is.....ask Earth for a definate answer. Probably seen him on 1 of his "special" websites...
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    SO WHAT WANKERR ARE YOU THEN ? hes at the bk right he has black asian hair which one is you,the bald fecker?? How the f**k did you guess he was the baldy f****r.........unless you watch crimewatch on a regular basis... Topnotch says you've got a big bushy Bin Laden beard so dont go slagging my stylish barnet....
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    hes the ugly fecker taking the photo SO WHAT WANKERR ARE YOU THEN ? hes at the bk right Yes thats the machine at the back........ Oh and Tramp is back left boys....
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    SO WHAT WANKERR ARE YOU THEN ? No telling you pair eh dicks!!! Why you wanting to know, so you can photoshop ma face on tae a blow up doll and take turns at butt f*****g it i would bet......
  7. http://www.fabswingers.com Suprised it took you so long 'Gem......
  8. she will be here soon though seeking assylm as the rest of HER country will be gunning for the fecking evil tramp! Better hope she can f*****g swim then......
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    shove it up yer daddys love hole... only a jock would intentionally climb a fecking huge verticle mountain to cause suffering to every muscle in his legs and blisters on what tiny balls they have id climb the things no probs but will be mighty fecked off having to walk back down the bloody thing! caravan some of us stay in hotels Funny you should mention hotels...were banned from going back to the premier inn up there because there was too much noise......the 'asian' night porter seemingly didn't agree with some off our late night comments.....
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    tell the truth earth.. u wish u were with us Of course he does Tramp.....the only thing Earths climbed on lately is Christians knob, and that wizny much eh a climb ah bet..... Englishmen are banned fae trying Nevis anyway, Helicopter is out every 5 mins saving 1 of the fairys..... the wife climbed it with her family,she was 11 you fat haggis munching cross dresser Climbed it with her family you say, how did they get there caravan up then? Now you go and try and get your fat arse up it you big girls blouse.........
  11. Aye 1 of the swingers one surely..........
  12. Clutch and gear box went because it was getting driven like a bitch. Never beat the Landy off road with an L200. If it did then i'm afraid the Landy driver couldn't drive a pig to the market............. Nice bunch of motors though...
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    a wish he did.......... Come on Tramp tell the boys and girls about your big blistered balls, imagine waddling around Fort William on sat night looking like you'd shat yourself.................. Oh and stop asking me too rub Sudocream on your balls, a widny go near ye without a wetsuit and power hose..... ooooo the blistered baws how sore wi they until we got bk 2 the hotel in lab give them a right good rub wi the sudocream he couldnae wait 2 get bk......... boys and girls :friends: Too right i couldn't wait to get back.........aye to hear you trying to get in the bath and squee
  14. Allegedly its totally harmless to anything but bunnies The question is "Would you want to eat a diseased animal?" Most diseases are species specific, however they CAN sometimes cross species (Swine flu, Mad Cow etc....) Would you want to be the 1st human to find out that it could be transferred to humans? Phantom Leakage from the bum hole, eyesight going and lack of muscle........You sure you've not been eating mixi' rabbits then Phantom? sorry buddy, you lost me with that one Cross species??.....Aw never mind it was just a joke
  15. Allegedly its totally harmless to anything but bunnies The question is "Would you want to eat a diseased animal?" Most diseases are species specific, however they CAN sometimes cross species (Swine flu, Mad Cow etc....) Would you want to be the 1st human to find out that it could be transferred to humans? Phantom Leakage from the bum hole, eyesight going and lack of muscle........You sure you've not been eating mixi' rabbits then Phantom?
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    a wish he did.......... Come on Tramp tell the boys and girls about your big blistered balls, imagine waddling around Fort William on sat night looking like you'd shat yourself.................. Oh and stop asking me too rub Sudocream on your balls, a widny go near ye without a wetsuit and power hose..... ooooo the blistered baws how sore wi they until we got bk 2 the hotel in lab give them a right good rub wi the sudocream he couldnae wait 2 get bk......... boys and girls :friends: Too right i couldn't wait to get back.........aye to hear you trying to get in the bath and squee
  17. we only saw 41 birds lol You've done well then mate cause theres 43 in the pic'........ maybe i should explain , we only saw 41 birds i was referring to 41 woodies as in ' how many birds does a keeper put down' (meaning pheasants) , do you get it yet?? lol but like i said there was a more then that floating about , im just a shit shot Aye nae probs mate, John Wayne would have been proud off ye!! Think i got it the 1st time tho' but banters good for you.............
  18. we only saw 41 birds lol You've done well then mate cause theres 43 in the pic'........ Yes mate there is but I had 4 with 2 shots and it was a left and right Still doesn't work when chimp said you only saw 41 birds does it...............
  19. Of course you would..... :showoff: listen here lad you want to be scared, i do 10 press ups and 10 sit ups every night Thats alot more than me for sure .............i just sit up in the morning and sit down at night!
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    a wish he did.......... Come on Tramp tell the boys and girls about your big blistered balls, imagine waddling around Fort William on sat night looking like you'd shat yourself.................. Oh and stop asking me too rub Sudocream on your balls, a widny go near ye without a wetsuit and power hose.....
  21. No my mrs is a black lab & shes not aloud in the house not fully trained yet No she's just black!!! I didnt let her in my house either, ah just got her to suck it through the letter box
  22. Check out "That walter smith interview" on You tube............now thats how you rip an interviewer. Glad to see it was Chic Young tae the little prick.
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    Ben Nevis!!!

    What you on about now you nutter, obviously some spastic dancing around some place....?
  24. Pretty much the same as this but i would change the Aston for the Big Daddy of all cars the New Bugatti...
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