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Lab

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  1. Lab is currently shittin himself that the snow continues, brings down my nets and all my laying pheasant hens get out and f**k off......would be a fair few bucks down the drain...aaaarrrggghhh...;-(

    1. roebuck220

      roebuck220

      Thought you'd have a couple of thai boys in the pens shaking the net as the snow landed on it

    2. Lab

      Lab

      No no there locked up in the cellar, never seen the light of day!! And its "Ladyboys"...get it right for ffs!!!

    3. hickymick

      hickymick

      dont worry lab,,soon be sunday

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  2. 'Natural'.....Ossie??...you mean wee 'tache, armpit hair and a bush that wouldn't look out of place in the amazon rainforest.....is that what you mean?...
  3. If you meet this little f****r then you know your in the shit!!!!
  4. "Doused him in petrol"....ffs she must be loaded in this current climate ...............Well done that lady..
  5. Ah well if that happens here then i wont be on here for a very long time.............
  6. Hope so......he'll be the first b*****d al be voting out then.......
  7. My mate had one of those things in the mid '90's, came round to my house all smug looking and rubbing his hands when his dad gave it to him... He blew the engine to bits the same night! It was very hard not to laugh at him when he pulled up in the standard 1.0 FIRE Uno he was driving before! 1 night... ...well i managed a week before mine went boom!!! Got another engine and it was great after that. Got an in car boost valve fitted and when you turned it up it sounded like a f*****g snake was in the dashboard... Big bore dtm exhaust and all the trimmings......when i look back now i j
  8. Lol my boss got pissy when I told him I should wear burbary instead of tweed :icon_redface: The price of impreza sti's at the moment I am thinking of getting one I fancy an alan jeffery 500bhp build that should keep the saxo's at bay :thumbs: Just googled that Alan Jeffrey........... Spent my money in these performances places....had an Uno turbo when i was 18...great little flying machine The look on peoples faces when they went to overtake and i went...
  9. The very 1 mate.........lucky i dust, clean, cook and service her every need.......
  10. Not me but the girl is obviously collecting dust!!......she's got it f*****g everywhere....
  11. Never had you down for a boy racer Dan......free set of furry dice with that motor did you?.... Sold mine a couple of years back cause the misses wasn't keen on driving it either, big mistake......a black 02 Type Uk Sti......i miss it..
  12. Was only last week i was typing the same scenario so it doesn't suprise me....f*****g twats!!
  13. Stewie Jimmy Paul is an Internet Hunter......lol

  14. Get him in there with Louis spence, get them sharing a hammock........ Lol
  15. Attractive- Sarah Harding,... Knock her back doors in!!! Unattractive- that boot cherie of loose woman, cow!!! What's this with Lucy from take me out, she was a very desperate average little girl. She shouldn't be mentioned in here..... Although she did sound like a nice person.
  16. Imagine adding yourself as a friend....lol

  17. Lab

    Hello....hello....hello......ello....llo....llo.....ooo.....

  18. I didn't say he was a twat mate........I've actually met him a few times and know his son quite well What I meant by times are changing is that the gypsy community are being accepted Better wait till the voting starts before you say that Johnny........... I heard they were going to ask you and baw to go on then they found out the chuckle brothers weren't scottish :laugh: Bush tucker trials.....f*****g easy!!! Just get it deep fried and we'll eat the stuff. Baw unfortunately was too ugly to go on tv before the watershed.........
  19. A crowd of blokes were standing outside a pub when a woman walks past. One bloke says to the other "I'd give her one!"..The woman turns round and says "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!"..The bloke says "Who mentioned sex?, i was marking you out of 10 ya fat f*****g cow!"

  20. I didn't say he was a twat mate........I've actually met him a few times and know his son quite well What I meant by times are changing is that the gypsy community are being accepted Better wait till the voting starts before you say that Johnny...........
  21. Thats silly......let me grass you in for halfers.......
  22. Get down on your knees and plenty praise.....still does it then walk away from her and take it when she is following you....
  23. To be fair there was some quick and crisp play but the final ball by both teams was shocking. Good luck to spurs but they'll need to seriously up there game if they want to win the c/l........ Thought for years that Harry would be England manager, hope he isn't soon...... A top manager that carries that necessary luck at the right times.
  24. Problem with an estate car is when the dogs are filthy and stinking it stays in your car the smell and you can't get it out.... You might not smell it but everybodyelse will. So if you have some cash spare then I'd try and get something where the dogs are seperate. I'd go for a jeep, if you decide to go off road then you can, you can tow a heavy trailer if need be and with crew cabs you can get people in the back. That's the reason the country is filling up with them at the minute........;-)
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