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  1. Remembered another one............. Was out drinking one night with 2 mates. Had around 15 pints then we headed outside, my mate got his car keys out and walked towards his car. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was driving up the road. I asked to see his keys and took them off him. He was raging and wanted them back and was right in my face as i walked away.....couldn't take the abuse to long so i picked him up and through him over a hedge where he broke his arm. Still better than killing himself or someone else by drink driving....
  2. .......tell us about the train... And i take it the "trying to pinch a ship" had something to do with "Rolling on the floor with the captain of the north sea ferry"?..... Went to Magaluf with 10 mates and we got 36 complaints in the hotel on the first night..... Had a shite in the bath..... Walking home one night having a muck about fight with a mate and smashed a neighbours wall down..... Got locked up at an Old Firm game for politely telling a policeman he was a wanker.....he was!!.... Came out an Old firm game once and bumped into two girls, they had a bottle buckie so i aske
  3. Just shot the biggest fox i've seen around these parts. 16 pound and 15tts.

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      got a pic of it lab?

    2. Lab

      Lab

      I'll take one mate.

    3. Lab

      Lab

      full of something thats for sure.....defo' lead!!!

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  4. I report Judge2010 atleast 5 times per day yet he is still on the site.....when will he be removed???...
  5. Nice................. Tell the truth dave...where does Fern sleep?......Couch or your bed.....
  6. Pumped yer bird!!!.......f****d if am getting that drunk ever ever again...
  7. As long as it's solid just leave it where it is.
  8. This is a LIE, jeppi never gets loose............ what???? Can't believe it's 'always' a try run, thought he would have been loose by now... Lol
  9. Can't be or judge would be king of the mods!!!
  10. I heard you run in slow motion with your pants at your ankles though!!!.... Lol
  11. I've got plenty cuts and scars to remind of the stupid f*****g things I've done in the past.
  12. Lab

    mouse killer

    I have a cat for hire...........
  13. Lab

    Pheasant

    Yes they've already started doing that at the shoot i pick up on. They dont want to shoot the wild ones so experienced keepers are there with binoculars and they shout to the guns what ones to shoot and what ones to leave.
  14. I would imagine this was down to type of tyre...
  15. well an easy first day at the picking up, mixed bag of 62 and the dogs fitness showed today. Few weeks and that will be sorted though.....:-)

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Sorry Judge i cant speak too you....Veeduble things were Gay.....could be worse, could have had my c**t kicked in from a couple of spanners at Tescos....lol

    2. judge2010
    3. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      its ok to talk just all that touchy feely stuff that goes on behind closed should stay off the forum..........hey! they werent spanners, he was swindling the dole, teaches boxing at a local gym and has bareknuckle fights every so often.... i done well considering i had flipflops on haha

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  16. Well today starts the first of many days picking up.......dogs will be happy!!

    1. mattydski

      mattydski

      have a good day... :D

       

  17. Well all I can say too that is.......... Hold back on the blusher and try a lighter shade of lippy and it will bring your eyes out more and match your hair colouring. never mind my mother....that's me!
  18. That's actually quite scary mate, that could very well be your mother..... Lol
  19. The fox doesn't even do much of the bit i highlighted in red...
  20. Is there a rape scene in that film or did you just imagine that........
  21. WOW.....now thats how to play a guitar. I think the suspense and timing made it all the more special.....
  22. muslim kunt You know if i looked back and read all your insults you would have described me as a Fat, Gay, Muslim, Millionaire c**t, that has polish workers and fat labs....... You cant get anything right can you mate...
  23. .........against me in court..
  24. NEVER!!!!!....Rather cut my f*****g hand off.......f*****g disgusting!!!!
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