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  1. That 1 with the evil people in the world is f*****g mint!!!
  2. Felt a bit down today at work so i dipped my Pakistani mate in some bleach. That brightened Mahmood......:-)

    1. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      hello stranger hows you

    2. Lab

      Lab

      who you talking too MLB....lol If its me then i'm fine thanks...although i've always been here its you that vanished!!...lol

      Are you back?

    3. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      lol ya i vanished got alot on at moment but im around sometimes just not in chat cant be assed to re go in as always to much slateing going on but im doing good mate glade youes ok

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  3. Its when i started to question myself about the direction we were goin when it starts to mess we your head! Aye mate too true. Theres a great big pile of rocks in the corner we ended up at but obviously we were ment to be at the other. As we walked towards the corner we saw a massive black mound, both of us thinking "What the f**k is that?."..........From that day on i could understand how all these hill walkers get lost....
  4. Wouldn't say lost but completely disorientated in a 50/60 acre field when the fog came in. Walked the field hundreds of times and one night the thickest fog i've ever seen fell on us, we kept on route to the usual corner of the field and ended up at the opposite end.... It was very freaky!!...
  5. Not going to watch it but i can imagine. Would happily kick her up and down the street...
  6. Is that what you think your doing flower...... You stick to boggling me with your superior knowledge and that will keep you one step ahead.... but please dont try and start a slagging match or i'll make you look like the little bitch you are..... Oh and you wont catch me with your little camera cause i dont course hare or deer, but i do love to watch the chase.... I'm suprised a person that is an obvious fountain of knowledge would ever think coursing of any kind will be stopped completely.........silly billy... An other classic example from you of trying and failing to punch ab
  7. Is that what you think your doing flower...... You stick to boggling me with your superior knowledge and that will keep you one step ahead.... but please dont try and start a slagging match or i'll make you look like the little bitch you are..... Oh and you wont catch me with your little camera cause i dont course hare or deer, but i do love to watch the chase.... I'm suprised a person that is an obvious fountain of knowledge would ever think coursing of any kind will be stopped completely.........silly billy...
  8. hope u guys just dont sit there and take it.. u can make a small issue a very big issue ever heard the saying, the squeaking wheel gets the most oil Thats been tried. It was tried for 5 years before the implementation of the Hunting Act 2004. All that happened was the squeak was ignored and they simply tighten the wheel nuts. Still not completely tight though.........and never will be!!... Just wait! They can if they want torque those wheel nuts down so tight it will make even your eyes bulge. That would certain tip you off that fence you've been sitting on for so long and b
  9. Are you sure it was an Ostrich? Since Rod Hull died there's been an Emu wandering around.
  10. Craigyboy is your man if you want to talk all things Liverpool......give him a PM....
  11. LOST: Please can everyone look out for a fully grown Ostrich, missing from monday and has a bad limp. If anyone spots 'Hopalong" please contact me! Cheers

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Its a pinned thread...lol

    2. buster 8789

      buster 8789

      f**k it Hopalong has had it now!!!

    3. carp man 1

      carp man 1

      yum yum dinner on lab lol

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  12. An ostrich with a limp....?.. Seen a Buffalo with the flu last week.....wish i had my camera too...
  13. eh? my profile pic is one of those pics? are you pissed again lab? Unless there are more pics up than i can see then none of they pics match your profile pic....................are you drunk?
  14. Nice looking bitch Rob... Get your profile pic changed......looks a totally different dog in that pic...
  15. hope u guys just dont sit there and take it.. u can make a small issue a very big issue ever heard the saying, the squeaking wheel gets the most oil Thats been tried. It was tried for 5 years before the implementation of the Hunting Act 2004. All that happened was the squeak was ignored and they simply tighten the wheel nuts. Still not completely tight though.........and never will be!!...
  16. Lab

    few jokes

    some belters there.......
  17. These injury and accident insurance claim adverts are a load of bollocks. When next doors daughter cut herself on our fence they told me to take a photo of her gash, and now i'm the one who ends up in f*****g court!!

    1. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      should,ve went to compare the snatch.com

  18. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol Did you ride the fat hairy fecker like a race horse???? Just cause you would doesn't mean others would... Lol
  19. Dont quote me on this but i thought i read somewhere(maybe on here) that a little bit petrol in the tank stops it freezing. If thats bollocks then i hold my hands up....just thought i seen it somewhere...
  20. I think he is still here..............
  21. Bickering again......tut tut tut..............
  22. I'd say they should go for it again but they'll probably be dead with old age.................
  23. Not 100% sure but i thought it had to be above 6ft..........?.. On the other habd i just read this........ The law is not clear on this, and it can be difficult to get definitive advice. Most of my inquiries led me to the Home Office, but a spokesman told me he was unable to help. The Association of Chief Police Officers advises against the use of barbed wire, razor wire, wall spikes or broken glass on the grounds that building owners have a duty of care to ensure that visitors to the property are reasonably safe. ....
  24. No they didnt, however I did take a pal round to share in the experience of the Mum and she was very happy to accomodate the two of us.....a rewarding experience for all concerned that night don't you just love filthy old birds, proper quality!!! anyone on here done a GILF? oldest I've done is 46 when I was 23....rammy! A few years ago I pulled an old bird in 'chancers' in Dumfries. Proper grotty shitey wee nightclub Woke up the next day absolutely hanging, had breakfast downstairs with her son who was older than me Dont know what age she was, I recon pushing mid 40's
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