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  1. aye two's that but if she EVER and i mean EVER droped crumbs in MY bed, she would have to get the hoover out She could have the whole factory worth of f*****g Digestives in my bed if she liked but the hoover wouldn't be the one sucking anything up.........
  2. Next week Millet will be telling us how to make a catapult with 2 clothes pegs and an elastic band.............stay tuned kids......
  3. One of the symptoms of conjuctivitis is when you wake up in the morning your eyes are so sticky you can hardly open them. My wife has it alot, sometimes she has conjuctivitis on her tits.

    1. tb25

      tb25

      bet your boyfrend realy sufers from in on his arse ay?

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Dont think he would call it suffering sweetheart...lol

  4. One of the symptoms of conjuctivitis is when you wake up in the morning your eyes are so sticky you can hardly open them. My wife has it alot, sometimes she has conjuctivitis on her tits.

  5. That fecking earth gets everyehere seen him on the next to last photo perving And the fecking lumphammer behind him And he's thinking "If only she had a cock she'd be perfect!!!"...........
  6. You must be mistaken...........its a fact that the new invention of the rifle and 4x4 there are no foxes left......
  7. Thats just the thing Gnasher they can..... You see now we have this thing in football where everyone wants to dive, infact theres folk diving before there a tackle even made so when someone slides in with a commited tackle the opposing player dives. If its a perfectly good tackle the defender gets up and gets away and the player that dived should be booked. Until the refs start to do that then diving will increase and tackling will fade out. Sad!!!
  8. Lab

    chisora

    A farce true enough but well done Haye. Billy Big Baws thinks he can stroll down and go face to face and 'Boom' right on the chin......... Pity he never knocked him clean out.... he give he trainer 2 good digs after aswell I seen that mate. He looked like he was handling himself pretty well, pity it hadn't spilt out too the carpark.............. lol carn,t belive this has took the lime lite of s/land smashing the gunners Martin O'Neil.....theres just something special with the man. Guarenteed your going to have a team of fast wingers, solid centre-halfs and a world class striker.
  9. Lab

    chisora

    A farce true enough but well done Haye. Billy Big Baws thinks he can stroll down and go face to face and 'Boom' right on the chin......... Pity he never knocked him clean out.... he give he trainer 2 good digs after aswell I seen that mate. He looked like he was handling himself pretty well, pity it hadn't spilt out too the carpark..............
  10. Lab

    chisora

    A farce true enough but well done Haye. Billy Big Baws thinks he can stroll down and go face to face and 'Boom' right on the chin......... Pity he never knocked him clean out....
  11. I might take her out for a nice meal.
  12. FFS where do you wear them, in the house?............
  13. No, that would just be the one Lab I'll have to watch what i write here buddy but i can assure you some of the comments i have made are true and some are made up...... Although i'm having a bit banter with Paul he knows as much as me that his Lurcher cant perform like a proper working gundog. I dont dispute it can pick a few birds, so can pretty much any breed of dog thats been trained to do so........ im just to tight to buy a proper gundog have you seen the price of labs,with my eyesight i can hardly tell the difference anyway Aye but you dont want one of these ones with a big
  14. Live about there???? Thats Rm's little blue house ya cheeky c**t!!......... Is it f**k it's the Huns new home changing room!! :laugh: .......buy the end of the season they wont be able to fill that never mind Ibrox......
  15. Live about there???? Thats Rm's little blue house ya cheeky c**t!!.........
  16. Bet your not on mine........... sounds like a challange, I was contemplating a wee jaunt the nicht, scratchy chin thingymeboab cause ma smileys are,nt working I wiz there last night, the daft Cnut was too busy wanking over his king henrikk doll tae notice, no that he'd have Kent anyhow!! Lol When i was out with the dogs i did notice some strange footprints in the mud. Your not a size 5 in a stilleto heel are you............ Thought if I lifted a pair o yer shoes after I'd emptied up yer missus, then my prints might blend in wi yours!!! ......Ah using the b
  17. No, that would just be the one Lab I'll have to watch what i write here buddy but i can assure you some of the comments i have made are true and some are made up...... Although i'm having a bit banter with Paul he knows as much as me that his Lurcher cant perform like a proper working gundog. I dont dispute it can pick a few birds, so can pretty much any breed of dog thats been trained to do so........
  18. Bet your not on mine........... sounds like a challange, I was contemplating a wee jaunt the nicht, scratchy chin thingymeboab cause ma smileys are,nt working I wiz there last night, the daft Cnut was too busy wanking over his king henrikk doll tae notice, no that he'd have Kent anyhow!! Lol When i was out with the dogs i did notice some strange footprints in the mud. Your not a size 5 in a stilleto heel are you............
  19. Honestly the minute you go over the bridge your all f*****g useless.........................
  20. dont for get you start monday night mate.. He'll likely be there Sunday morning.............. i'm there parked next to you lab. Oh right thats you......i was thinking to myself "Who's this c**t flashing his f*****g lights at me????"................
  21. dont for get you start monday night mate.. He'll likely be there Sunday morning..............
  22. .......I'm still generally interested in how the story ends.........
  23. no mate durham Oh right, just know of a police informer over there that gets away with brandishing shotguns, firing shots and being a general pain in the arse because his land has a right of way leading to several houses and he doesn't like it. f*****g bellend. cos hes a grass he thinks he can do what he wants !! i would rather eat shit and die than work for them c**ts So he is a grass now cause 2 hours ago you reckoned he just might me?.....
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