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  1. Ive had a look around the field and i can see where the c**t is coming through the fence...............so i'll get the snare set up for it tonight........
  2. Now your just sounding jealous of whats obviously a very well groomed lad from Newcastle..............was this a trait in you that your misses didnt like, probably why she decided to leave in the end?....
  3. Heres a picture of Jay.....f**k me its like looking in the mirror for me..........
  4. I've tattooed myself similar to Jay Mo.......just need to bulk a bit and i'll be much like him..............
  5. We are in the process of getting rid of the old style Apex night shelter. They've served there purpose but not onve have i had a fox burst through the canvas and get in.... Its signed its own death warrant now..
  6. They get between 3 and 4 off.....i didnt think it would be fair waking them at that time. I picked up the forty dead ones and put them in a shed and turned the heater off so it looks like its there fault so i can deduct it from there wages. By the end of July they'll be due me money............
  7. I do have a gun, i just never had any potoatos for ammo.......
  8. I'm kicking myself now mate......it was still quite dark so wasnt really expecting to see much, i was more worried about what damage the rain had done to be honest. Matty.......It was some rain mate wasn't it........even when i went back to bed i couldn't get to sleep for listening to it. Horrible stuff at this time of year. The only upside is since the downpour last weekend the temp has defo came up at night. Heres hoping that another increase in temp starts now.........
  9. ......its not me that cant work a bloody phone... And dont talk to me about drink....you won a bloody bottle of whisky at Kirkcaldy, knew i was hungover but never even opened it......and you call me tight....
  10. Oh no i wont.........
  11. Is hoping this latest downpour is paving the way for some nice hot weather??

    1. tomano1

      tomano1

      Positive positive positive the more u say it the less it happens lab

    2. StevoSmith

      StevoSmith

      yeah be positive ffs paulus...got game fair on this weekend lol

       

    3. paulus

      paulus

      take your waders...lol

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  12. What a f*****g night............never seen rain like it for a while. Couldn't sleep for worrying about bloody birds. Got up at half 3 to the sound of rain battering of my roof, jumped out of bed and straight down the field. Its always a worry opening doors just incase the water has got in..... But luckily the sheds are really water tight and its more the dampness coming up through the floor. Now for the best bit, on the way down the field a f*****g fox ran straight past me......skinny little rat, soaked to the skin!! Then i realised what the b*****d was up to, it had burst through one of my
  13. I did add "maybe not" at the end............you never know but something is off with that report.
  14. Well I'm glad you've said something. Yes there are some dirty b*****ds out there who ruin women's lives but reading the report something sounds really fishy. Sounds like a " oh dear there's my husband, what have I done, and how can I get away with it"..... Maybe not though!!!
  15. He'll be lucky too sleep the night noo..........
  16. Rangers have been formally invited into Division 3 by the SFL sponsors Irn Bru......they want them to join the long line of FANNIES!!!

  17. Supply the diamonties and he probably will, He'll have f*****g plenty already.................. I think the bottom line here is some people will just not get on. But if you look at the reports on here about SS collars its easy to see that they are quality workmanship....
  18. f*****g rain not taking time to come down again......aaarrgggghhh!!!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      No mick.....thank god!!

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Why dont you take it all over to NI Mo, please?

    3. MoChara

      MoChara

      If i could, i would lab lol

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  19. Cheers bud .....dont know what went wrong with the video when i tried it... YouTube have devised a system that is mongo proof!!! Have you had similar trouble with it then mate?...
  20. My little white terrier is about 9 or 10 inches to the shoulder, and the first time she saw a fox was one night when I let her out for her last piss at night. She spied it across the little park on the estate where we lived and chased the f*****g thing out of our estate and across the next one baying like hell! She'd have come a cropper if it'd turned round to face her, but I've never known a fox that didn't run away from a barking dog. Must be brave foxes round your way! Or..............its a load of made up shite........
  21. Lab

    You Ha Ha

    Checked it for you............
  22. Lab

    UEFA Euro 2012

    Up to 4th in the world rankings now pal, or we were until the game at the weekend! No need to apologise for taking it off topic btw, Lab and Baw started with that about 20 odd pages ago by bringing Scotland into it.. How very dare you.........
  23. Cheers bud .....dont know what went wrong with the video when i tried it...
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