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  1. Lab

    New bike

    Who Rake?....I thought he was average, if that!!.........
  2. ..............Are you taking it too the vet or the butcher? cos i would have cut to much off thats why she went to the vets Well you have a young dog now, why dont you learn to clip nails. Introduce the dog to the clippers and dont make a big deal about it. FFS its clipping nails not heart surgery. Use a file if your scared to clip them.
  3. Lab

    New bike

    "Mare money than a coo kin shite!!!".......... Nice bike mate......taking it to Scone.?.... :laugh:
  4. Lab

    Where is ....

    He was on the other day....................Busy building his mansion... I'd like to know where Rob is, must be in Poland visiting the wife?..
  5. I just click on View New Content and look at anything that might be interesting. I dont go to certain sections, christ i might miss something..............
  6. ..............Are you taking it too the vet or the butcher?
  7. Lab

    UEFA Euro 2012

    Portugal will win it.......
  8. who you taking with you then Obviously not you............
  9. "dapper young gentleman" you should do stand up mate :laugh: Why don't Scouse girls like to marry Geordie blokes? They don't want their kids growing up too idle to go out stealing! Try saying 'halal meat' without sounding like a Geordie greeting someone. “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We are about to land at Newcastle Airport. Passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years...” I'm here all week.........
  10. Aw ffs now your on too the ginger thing too......dont listen too that Geordie wanker he's never even met me..... I'll have to get down for a pint Mick...you'll be looking for a big fat ginger twat and he'll not turn up, only a dapper young gentleman in his place......
  11. The girl can get as fat as she likes.................cause she'll be 'out' if she does!! Is she really just a girl? Well she's a 32 year old girl Moll. .............."The Girl"....Fife talk for Girlfriend. Although seeing as we have went out for 12 years she's itching for that title to be Fiancee.....i'll try and drag that out for another 2/3 years yet i think.... she deserves a f*****g medal if you ask me She's spoilt really Mick......... does she know that ?? Yes i've told her many many times Mick..............
  12. The girl can get as fat as she likes.................cause she'll be 'out' if she does!! Is she really just a girl? Well she's a 32 year old girl Moll. .............."The Girl"....Fife talk for Girlfriend. Although seeing as we have went out for 12 years she's itching for that title to be Fiancee.....i'll try and drag that out for another 2/3 years yet i think.... she deserves a f*****g medal if you ask me 1+ do you think she really wants a ring off ginger??? I'm not even ginger you pleb.......
  13. The girl can get as fat as she likes.................cause she'll be 'out' if she does!! Is she really just a girl? Well she's a 32 year old girl Moll. .............."The Girl"....Fife talk for Girlfriend. Although seeing as we have went out for 12 years she's itching for that title to be Fiancee.....i'll try and drag that out for another 2/3 years yet i think.... she deserves a f*****g medal if you ask me She's spoilt really Mick.........
  14. I'll just add to the OP if you do get a pup and your worried that it may make a noise when your not there then tell your neighbour that your getting a dog and to tell you if they hear any noise from it when your out. This way you wont fall out with anyone....
  15. The girl can get as fat as she likes.................cause she'll be 'out' if she does!! Is she really just a girl? Well she's a 32 year old girl Moll. .............."The Girl"....Fife talk for Girlfriend. Although seeing as we have went out for 12 years she's itching for that title to be Fiancee.....i'll try and drag that out for another 2/3 years yet i think....
  16. Doesn't matter what dog it is if your going to excersice it regular then theres a very good chance that it will be quiet in the kennel. If you leave it on its own for hours on end then it may very well whine/bark the place down. Never ever though i'd agree with you Lab pmsl I like to add some sense in with all the pish.........next sensible post pencilled in around late August, look out for it.......... Your right though Lab, The amount of folk who contact me having problems with whippet pups being noisy and doing the wall of death around there living room, when asked how fa
  17. Doesn't matter what dog it is if your going to excersice it regular then theres a very good chance that it will be quiet in the kennel. If you leave it on its own for hours on end then it may very well whine/bark the place down. Never ever though i'd agree with you Lab pmsl I like to add some sense in with all the pish.........next sensible post pencilled in around late August, look out for it..........
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    UEFA Euro 2012

    Never heard of Julian Dicks.....................was he a footballer?.. :angel: I think your point about athletes getting better is a very good point but i dont think that can be carried over to football as its a team sport and not an individual one. George Best never played lots of International football because he was from NI, if he was English he would have played loads. Pele i cant really speak about that much as i never even seen him play but i do think listening to others he wasn't to bad a football player....... I also think the best player in the EPL is Drogba by a country mile at t
  19. Doesn't matter what dog it is if your going to excersice it regular then theres a very good chance that it will be quiet in the kennel. If you leave it on its own for hours on end then it may very well whine/bark the place down.
  20. Dont think i'll bother.....................your a f*****g weirdo!!!.........
  21. The girl can get as fat as she likes.................cause she'll be 'out' if she does!!
  22. Lab

    UEFA Euro 2012

    FFS mate not like you to drop a clanger on a football thread but to do it twice... . There might be a change in footballing styles but the 2 players you just mentioned would be awesome in the EPL nowadays. Everyone doesn't need to be fast and skillful, yes you need those players but you also need play makers and goal scorers too.... Look at Spain...no wingers really, everything is played through the middle, one touch passing and its a joy to watch. I dont want to harp on about the Lisbon Lions but they were a team and a half.....solid, hard tackling and most of all great goal scorers. Its
  23. If the vets bills are ticks and nail clippings then i know who it is...............................
  24. John Terrys statement to BBC moments after Englands defeat to Italy........................."We went as a team, we played as a team....it was those 2 black c**ts who missed the penaltys that f****d it!!"
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