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  1. That's spot on mate, my wife sounds more Welshie than me sometimes! I've got a mate who's wife is from Larkhall, they stay in Fife but even he sounds a bit weegie now and again.........like calling the bairn the "wein".........
  2. Edinburgh...2 types of folk, either your a snotty nosed c**t or a jakkie...................what are you....? Like i f*****g dont know already neebur......
  3. Not entirely true,ive owned a couple,many years ago,the ground they adapted to,one of them was a lethal fox slayer the other ran circles and screamed at em,deadly on the 1st,sometimes 2nd hare that they ran.The biggest drawback was their lack of wind,overtax them and it was a long slog home with a dog on the shoulders. Not saying it cant be done mate but the injury worries would be a massive factor in running game night in night out.
  4. The fifers do that.Drives me nuts. They always end a sentence with.Ye ken. And what about yous weegies......ending a sentence wi a question....."Know what a mean, but!!"
  5. Archbishop Desmond Tutu Lmao where did that come from? Thinking about, that Dali lama needs a boot in the stones lol He was torn between Tutu and Mother Teresa and he went for the one he still has a chance at............ His smug f*****g grin pisses me right off !!
  6. If you've got some seriously rough terrain to run then i'd forget it.....poor bugger would be in the kennel more than in the field....
  7. I think there will be....RM is going to get a spare one for Lee so he defo' gets one...............
  8. Archbishop Desmond Tutu Lmao where did that come from? Thinking about, that Dali lama needs a boot in the stones lol He was torn between Tutu and Mother Teresa and he went for the one he still has a chance at............
  9. Cat added a mole too its kill list last night, feck knows how it managed it...lol

    1. tomano1

      tomano1

      What u learnt your cat to hunt moles any good lab ?

    2. Lab

      Lab

      No Pil its not the cat...its in at nights. Yes Tomano i used my skills in training to teach the cat how to use a spade...:-)

    3. tomano1

      tomano1

      Good one mate I've learnt my dog to use my big bulldog spit with the long metal shaft save me time lol

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  10. so thats why that pig said i sounded like a cheeky bitch lol. Just so happens he was scottish too Compared to the southern accent its coarse though Mo aint it. When i was 18 my local pub was run by a woman from NI. Even when she was happy she sounded f*****g grumpy....
  11. It should be made law that anyone who greets another person with the call......"Oiiiiii Oiiiiii" should be shot..... NI accent is too aggresive, they always sound like they are pissed off....
  12. Not mocking him mate.... If he wants a great big bulky dog then i reckon he'll have one, but since he put 'runner' then i reckon he's got a slow one......
  13. Oh shut up girlfriend................
  14. gee that man a choccy biscuit Now that is the last thing that fat c**t needs...........
  15. Hope i'm not in that 99.7...? We can take this offline if you wish............ sorry pal, i dont fight gwa's, not without the appropriate protection for gingavirus Is that what Junior had on in that picture......... he is testin the prototype, an if it works they will be issued to the army the morning they are told to rid this island of gwa's Ok come on then....what the f**k is a GWA when its at hame? a gwa is a second class citizen, or as you may know em, ginger folk Away man i'm from the Kingdom of Fife.......we will smell you fuckers coming ove
  16. Going to be slower than a week in the jail.
  17. Hope i'm not in that 99.7...? We can take this offline if you wish............ sorry pal, i dont fight gwa's, not without the appropriate protection for gingavirus Is that what Junior had on in that picture......... he is testin the prototype, an if it works they will be issued to the army the morning they are told to rid this island of gwa's Ok come on then....what the f**k is a GWA when its at hame?
  18. Hope i'm not in that 99.7...? We can take this offline if you wish............ sorry pal, i dont fight gwa's, not without the appropriate protection for gingavirus Is that what Junior had on in that picture.........
  19. Hope i'm not in that 99.7...? We can take this offline if you wish............
  20. Sky Sports would like to apologise to all subscribers for wrongly advertising they could watch Rangers in 3D...................They meant Rangers in D3.....:-)

  21. Well slash away you grassssssssssssssssssss :laugh: Oh i never reported you mate.....you've got enough to contend with being plump and a f*****g Leo Sayer fan. I reported MIck because he wont let up on the ginger thing, he really is a fat nuisance of a man........... Ok..i retract the grassssssssss bit.....but feel free to slash up Your bollocks will be that low you wouldn't reach wi a razor..... Better get lump to get the strimmer started ya fud!!....:-) ive and old razor he can borrow stabba if youve not got one? slighlty blunt from shaving my bollox but would do the job if g
  22. If you flick through this thread i think we can all see who the biggest 'child' is.......................
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