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Lab

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  1. I know someone who has.....basically the village midget. Took a bit of stick for it...........
  2. How would you like some feker ringing your neck or twating you on the feking head if you had piles, you would not like it would you? your just being fecking stupid now how would you like someone keeping you in a coop all day long,feeding you pellets and the odd scraps,you would not like it would you i wouldnt like 2 terriers ripping me to bits but i like ratting dont like being shot in head but i like to shoot rabbits ring the chickins neck and get a fuking grip on a 1 to 10 of stupid replies yours is a 10 i wasent taking the piss as stated in first reply but who the fucks guner massa
  3. was he standing up? Naw he was standing on his f*****g heed!!!...
  4. JJB in Falkirk sold 10'000 baseball bats last year and not one f*****g baseball........................
  5. No text talk please.......... he`s getting worse all this sex and txt talk ---- needs to get out more ... There's about 3 threads on sex now.................its utterly............ Brilliant....... he`s gone -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------to toss one off He'll be away getting that Iron bar................better lock that front door Scott.........
  6. Cant believe that i find a midget sexy........................Thats Willy Wonka off this years Xmas tv list...............
  7. The general rule is for every mile you walk it mate just hang it up by the feet when you get home for a minute. Thats one minute per mile.........30 seconds per mile you will defo stunt its growth and 2mins per mile you will have a 56tts dog....no use!!!
  8. No text talk please.......... he`s getting worse all this sex and txt talk ---- needs to get out more ... There's about 3 threads on sex now.................its utterly............ Brilliant.......
  9. Look at Little Bridget.......i'd give her the digit.. Infact i'd pick her up and put her on like a welly...........
  10. MC Hammer................Cant touch this.....
  11. surely neal by asking the the lad you s got her back off he ll tell who he got it of and like wise the next man until the scumbag is exposed Snap....
  12. Shouldn't be hard.....a simple trace back now that you have found her, anyone not willing to give out any information on where they got it should be classed as the thief and dealt with accordingly...
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    This lad has always been a bit of a heart throb on the tv for the ladies............
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    Not being funny but why are you doing the gamekeeping course if you want to join the Fire Service? And have you looked into being a fire fighter......its not a walk in the park and thousands get turned away... I really thought my mate who came out the Black Watch would have sailed in but he never........wasn't fitness as he runs marathons now. I'm not knocking you by the way just letting you know its not all plain sailing getting in... I'll just edit this as he was in the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards and would kill me for saying he was in the Black Watch..............
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    Oh ffs!!............Look out...
  16. " Their " Now that was very silly............
  17. they woke me up yesterday morning 4.15am, barking like fook, went down the garden to find an eastern europeon gent, nicking the trellis off next doors fence Yer joking?? And what the feck was he going to do with that.....surely he's not thinking about putting a fence around his caravan... Few years back we had the c**ts styaing in the woods up here. They had furniture made of old pallets and bits of wood they could find.........
  18. Ok then........Probably his 'dogs' whining..........stupid 'mutts', i'd kick there 'arses'.............
  19. Dog was probably whining at 5.....................stupid mutt, i'd kick its asre!!....
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    Mechanic...........
  21. I reckon i could beat Jeremy Beadle no problem....big hand or wee hand his muscle definition is bound to be lacking nowadays..............
  22. who would expect anymore from a NED.... away and crack a can a carling you.......im one of the many losers that actually work :thumbs: i work so can afford stella mate,,,, and know you work really, but your still a NED,,,, stella :bad: NED!!!.......... your no better..... Better than you and thats all that matters............ fancy an arm wrestle to sort that out???.... .....Of all the things you could have picked and you chose that............you'd loose..
  23. who would expect anymore from a NED.... away and crack a can a carling you.......im one of the many losers that actually work :thumbs: i work so can afford stella mate,,,, and know you work really, but your still a NED,,,, stella :bad: NED!!!.......... your no better..... Better than you and thats all that matters............
  24. who would expect anymore from a NED.... away and crack a can a carling you.......im one of the many losers that actually work :thumbs: i work so can afford stella mate,,,, and know you work really, but your still a NED,,,, stella :bad: NED!!!..........
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