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  1. Is praying for snow in Wales so Malt will shut the f**k up...lol

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      Lab

      Yip....blanked it as i thought it was piss...lol

    2. RossM

      RossM

      Lol f**k off you loved it!!

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  2. Never even knew she had a shop...........
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    Film

    Bigfoot and the Hendersons.................?
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    Horror Films

    Trying not to take it off topic but does anyone know where I could get a lawnmower like that...?I've got terribly tough grass up here...lol
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    Baldness

    Well just too piss you baldy fuckers off I have a full bodies head of hair. And yet the rest of me is shaved to perfection. Got to keep the ladies happy... Lol
  6. And once you got a woman there she couldn't feck off :laugh: id have quite happily bought the last one a jet ski and filled the f****r full of petrol.. Lol
  7. no mate a lurcher that dont jump is just that it dont f*****g jump.A corgi is a little terrier type with no tail hope that helped you out Is a scotman without a kilt still a scotsman? An englishman without tea still an englishman? im not sure why you keep making all these comparisons mate but the facts are if you had 2 lurchers exactly the same. One could jump and the other couldn't then the jumper would catch more game. And that's the reason you have dogs isn't it... Too catch game???
  8. I'd have a nice little shoot on there...........
  9. The thing is some dogs just want to jump so i'd rather have a dog that can jump than a dog that cant but still wants too...recipe for disaster that.
  10. Canny believe some off you lads have lurchers that cant jump.....i wouldn't have a Lab that couldn't jump.
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    Baldness

    You must be praying for baldness........ What with being ginger lol...... Dont listen tae these c**ts im not ginger........ you'll be telling us you're not Scottish next. No that i am....and proud. You know your a bunch of racist b*****ds calling me ginger cause am Scottish......f*****g reporting the lot of you!!!...
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    Baldness

    You must be praying for baldness........ What with being ginger lol...... Dont listen tae these c**ts im not ginger........ I know Paulus...thats what makes it funny....... Baldness wouldn't help anyway, you've still got the ginger skin and eye brows lol Your not getting this are you.......
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    Baldness

    You must be praying for baldness........ What with being ginger lol...... Dont listen tae these c**ts im not ginger........ I know Paulus...thats what makes it funny.......
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    Baldness

    My Dad went bald quite early so he got a rabbit tattooe'd on his head. From a distance it looks like Hare.............boom boom tish, am here all week...
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    Undateables

    To be really honest i'll put it in a bit Scottish slang...."Ad grab her wi the shuck eh the erse and pit her oan like a wellie bit!!!!."........ ??? what ??? I'll let Malt explain it...........
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    Undateables

    To be really honest i'll put it in a bit Scottish slang...."Ad grab her wi the shuck eh the erse and pit her oan like a wellie bit!!!!."........
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    Horror Films

    The best has top be the first Halloween...even the tune is class.
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    Horror Films

    If i got a choice i'd rather not be part of it... Its a woman at the back in the 2nd one and he rapes her..............stupid film!!
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    Horror Films

    Yip and he makes them eat so the shit goes all through them. There is a 2nd one, its not banned. Same story line except this time he's not a doctor but a weirdo who does the same thing.....
  20. it does make me laugh ................they would be talking to it with a pup in its mouth or if its on top of a sheep.................................leave it theres a good dog ..........ffs I dont like to take the piss as there are some very good points made on this thread but i do think the same as you mate....pussy footing about with dogs is not for me and its seems to work ok...however i have and never will have a saluki and it seems they are very different from most working breeds where a boot up the arse usually works fine for a nasty bugger. I do wonder if these forms of training wer
  21. Because the country is full of f*****g weirdos.....oh the claims will be flying in! Oh and another thing i hope the twat i bet in last years Grand National was a burger and atleast i got something from the useless b*****d!!
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    Undateables

    was it not a bit weird that his x was the 1 finding his date?? think he was trying to make her jelous :hmm: Eating a Big Mac infront of her would have made her jealous ffs............
  23. it does make me laugh ................they would be talking to it with a pup in its mouth or if its on top of a sheep.................................leave it theres a good dog ..........ffs I dont like to take the piss as there are some very good points made on this thread but i do think the same as you mate....pussy footing about with dogs is not for me and its seems to work ok...however i have and never will have a saluki and it seems they are very different from most working breeds where a boot up the arse usually works fine for a nasty bugger. I do wonder if these forms of training wer
  24. So let me get this right. You can't give it a quick clip round the lug if it growls at you. You have to sit and hand feed the thing. If you do give it a clip then it will be in fear of your hand and will bite you if you put your hand near it?? Be the last f*****g bite it had then. Beginning to see why Baw has a disliking to them.... Lol
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