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  1. That's twice I've appeared in a movie clip. Granted it was a bit dark and off my I phone but you got the jist of it.... Lol
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    Buttercup

    why..... Judge done it!! Ahhaha and he regretted that straight away... Lol
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    Buttercup

    I could live with that oh could you.... She's built like David Hasselhoff ya silly c**t... Lol
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    Buttercup

    Can't he's feeling drained at the moment. I am actually......shag-tastic...... shag - tastic huh ? thats not what buttercup said. Well she wouldn't would she cause we haven't met yet........but i am surprised i didnt match up in her obvious dream she had of me. Fingers crossed for her dream - I can't believe I missed out on you! your very luck.. infact very fecking lucky you have missed out on him.. hill's have eyes jobby is lab..lol Have you not f****d off to Bulgaria yet...................poor b*****ds!!..
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    Buttercup

    Can't he's feeling drained at the moment. I am actually......shag-tastic...... shag - tastic huh ? thats not what buttercup said. Well she wouldn't would she cause we haven't met yet........but i am surprised i didnt match up in her obvious dream she had of me. Fingers crossed for her dream - I can't believe I missed out on you! Kennel your dogs and i'll but you back on the "too-do" list...........
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    Buttercup

    Can't he's feeling drained at the moment. I am actually......shag-tastic...... shag - tastic huh ? thats not what buttercup said. Well she wouldn't would she cause we haven't met yet........but i am surprised i didnt match up in her obvious dream she had of me.
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    Scotsmen

    Bet you were finished your pair in 2 mins.............. Listen Pud.....you like wearing skirts, I like wool products whats the problem mate. At least my tartan KILT is dead before i put it on........... Still a skirt type garment though .........with a built in man-bag........... :censored: :censored:
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    Scotsmen

    Bet you were finished your pair in 2 mins.............. Listen Pud.....you like wearing skirts, I like wool products whats the problem mate. At least my tartan KILT is dead before i put it on...........
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    Tooth ache

    100% guarenteed this.....Go to your shed and get a heavy hammer...place your thumb on your dining table and strike it firmly with the hammer. This will not help your tooth but by f**k you'll forget about it for a wee while...ATB..
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    Buttercup

    Well you canny be a woman or you'll be the first thats said that too me.............. My lurchers sleep on sofas and when they get upset I hug them - what more proof do you need that I an female, other than my addiction to maltesers ? Your dogs are in the house...............ah well your out!!! NEXT...
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    Buttercup

    Can't he's feeling drained at the moment. I am actually......shag-tastic......
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    Scotsmen

    I've already had a PM off the OP as it goes! Well pm her back then.... Dont be shy she might be a rich widow for all ye know... Go get em tiger f**k that, ones enough and the OP defiantly ain't my type! Why's that Malt not wooly enough for you? Wrong type of wool girl... I heard Mrs Malt puts a woolen cardigan on and parades round the living room and your putty in her hands. Sounds like Johnny boy got you well trained, you seem to know all the tricks! PMSL.....at first I thought he was just worried about me being cold. Wait until I finish knitting t
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    Buttercup

    Well you canny be a woman or you'll be the first thats said that too me..............
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    Buttercup

    Struggling here!!.... :laugh:
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    Scotsmen

    I have but i think she has fallen out of love with all Scotsman............ Lab get her on the rebound see if it ends your long dry spell :laugh: She'll eventually come round too it....they all do...
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    Buttercup

    Someone is telling fibs...........
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    Scotsmen

    I have but i think she has fallen out of love with all Scotsman............
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    Buttercup

    Quote from David Attenborough..........."And here we have the silver back Gorilla, killed by poachers in the dead off night by an axe too the back.........."...
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    Buttercup

    Sorry folks i'm just in and on the laptop......I dont think its for me to be putting up that pic...i love a joke but no way i'm taking the blame for that one. No f*****g chance!!! But what i did find interesting in Baws other pics was this..............................and his password is "SalukisRule1"
  20. In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The other 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand.

    1. micckey

      micckey

      Are you a rangers fan? If so where have they gone?

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    Buttercup

    you should have a 'Send via Lab' button on your phone..... Try it!!!...;-)
  22. How much for the sticker........
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    Accents

    Lab? Cheers, D. Fwwwuck off...........
  24. some people keep large snakes that can kill them and others, some people race fast cars that can kill them and others, where do you draw the line, guns need to be licensed agreed but and its a big but saying one one gun is more dangerous than another is daft Paulus, you go fetch a .22 hand gun and stand 100 yards from me, i'll fetch a GPMG with a belt of 200 i bet you 50p i win Billy the Kid has taken the challenge...........
  25. If its going to be a family motor too i'd defo' go with the Ranger. Keep the smells in the back cabin away from the front, canny dae that in the Disco....
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