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    paddy doherty Till he lost his last fight
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    Heres a picture i took of a goast that lived in are old house Scary c@unt isnt he
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    Ale and drugs dont mix
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    What a load of sh!te
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    "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?" said my late wife.

    1. Springer87

      Springer87

      Haha, classic.

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Beauty!!!

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    20 years together and the missus still gets upset when I use her tooth brush so if anyone knows of a better way of getting dog sh!t out of trainers im all ears

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    My dad's a very old man now, and he's starting to lose it. He's always reminiscing about his childhood. The other day, he said, "When I was a kid, all this was fields." I said, "We're on a boat, you crazy b*****d."
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    Surely a cock up is a good thing?

    1. Bogger

      Bogger

      a man that wears a skirt calls me a jessie looooool

    2. judge2010

      judge2010

      lol good one that bogger!

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Only real man can wear kilts.....so you english fairies couldn't handle the cold...

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    Not his anyway The only birds he gets are the ones in the garden
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    It looks like a dog or is it the other dogs leg
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    No need to swear. fu(k off
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    the lads only asked a question you fu(ing knobs
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    ok then 7
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    My wife fell off a ladder and broke her back today. She will do anything to get me to clean the window's

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    6 REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN...... 1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22. 2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it. 3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo; 4. Guns function normally everyday; ...5. A Gun doesnt mind if you go to sleep after you use it; And last but not least... 6. YOU CAN BUY A f*****g SILENCER FOR A GUN
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    64 days maybe a day or 2 earlier
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    I said to my missus. "I had a wet dream about you last night" "Aww did you?" she replied "Yeah I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing"

    1. Lab

      Lab

      PMSL..........

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    Maybe its £3.50 and he missed the . out
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    I'm sure the were born on the 1st of march just check with penno if i'm wrong i will blame the missus.
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    Looking good gary But put the cake and candle away he's not 1 till the 1st march
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    Got my missis a new belt and bag for valentines .......at least the vacum will work now lol

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    DONT DRIVE BUD where you from mate im in south wales If i was a betting man i would say the northeast
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    We have a stalker

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    Did you notice the 2 england scorers tonight against Denmark they were Young & Bent.

    1. gavalar1081

      gavalar1081

      Come on you Villa!

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