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  1. christian71

    my missus punched me in the face when she orgasmed. It was alright until i found out she was fecking faking them!

    1. albert64

      albert64

      good job she did'nt fake multiple's mate she'd of punched your head in

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Now thats funny.....your wife having an orgasm with you.......lol

    3. christian71

      christian71

      No she was faking them you div

  2. christian71

    ???

    christian71 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk

    what age did you lose your virginity
  3. christian71

    Only jealous Cos every ones borded of you now

  4. christian71

    My friend went to hospital for an operation to cure his premature ejaculation. I rang & asked the nurse how he wasdoing. She said "Its still touch & go"

  5. christian71

    Have you give my computer a vius because im doing you on rep points, sh!t head?

  6. christian71
    Couldnt get on here again had a fecking virus sorted now, it was only on this site thou any one had any probs?
  7. christian71
    SH!TE
  8. christian71

    Think ive got a mystery lover mr tastic 114 now.

  9. christian71
    did you cry There's no one thats watched the champ and not cryed, even people that have no heart like labtastic
  10. christian71
    Only one good film THE CHAMP
  11. christian71

    Think ive got a mystery lover mr tastic 114 now.

  12. christian71
    So, Andy Gray's been fired for sexist comments on air. Surely, the whole cast of Loose Women should be fired too!?
  13. christian71
    Id guess boston thick c@nt
  14. christian71

    Ive just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking scared the sh!t out of me! so thats its after today no more fu@ing reading for me

    1. just jack

      just jack

      can you chrissey?

       

    2. christian71

      christian71

      I can read the picture's jack

  15. christian71
    Its fecking great! when the missus picks up the controllor up. Andy gray shouts GET BACK IN THE FECKING KITCHEN! And richard keys shouts GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!
  16. christian71

    JOKE

    christian71 posted a topic in General Talk

    I staying at a smart London hotel found a card in the telephone box offering sexual services.Back at the hotel i called the number. A lady with a silky soft voice asks if she could be of any help. "I'd like a blow job,a straight shag,a bit of doggy-style, a few minutes of anal, and finish of with a tit wank.- is that OK? The lady replied would you like to dial 9 for an outside line sir.
  17. christian71
    So scothunter says (ps 102 now) See when you go away your not away dishes out bj's to all the members who give you rep points by any chance......... Been dishing out bj's not to sure if they are members on here thou
  18. christian71
    So scothunter says (ps 102 now)
  19. christian71
    8 Dose ducky poos status keep being removed because he talks a load of sh!te usually about his love for labtastic
  20. christian71

    Now now dont get jealous 93 now and ive not been on for a week ha ha ha

  21. christian71

    Only jealous 92 now

  22. christian71
    Your only human scoth
  23. christian71
    Not been able to get on here for a week anyone else had a problem or was it just me? Anyway ive got a few questions 1 Is labtastic still a cross dresing ladyboy. 2 Dose topnotch still love ginger niggers & paki's 3 Can earth still be seen round parks giving strange men piggy backs while naked. 4 Dose 2b25 still think women that he sleeps with that have size 10 feet are still woMEN. 5 is jt750 still telling sh!t jokes. 6 Are all the women still moaning about blokes. 7 Dose boots still say nite every night
  24. christian71
    thanks to all who advised but hes gone now bless him rest in peace my lad Sorry to here about your dog mate
  25. christian71
    As your off off the ale
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