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christian71

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  1. A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?†He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.†“Where shall I put it to get it warm?†He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there. “But what about the smell?†“Just hold its nose.â€
  2. Christian(71)haha

  3. Once himself but loads of times with you..... And the soap on the rope
  4. I'm not reading all the other posts long live elvis
  5. On 70 now bollocks

  6. I;m sick of the double standards in my relationship - she comes home with a " rampant rabbit" and she's a naughty fun girl with a new special toy, but when i order a 240 volt" fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and a spunk collection tray", Then i'm some kind of sick b@stard
  7. http://10000birds.com/ring-necked-parakeets-in-the-uk.htm
  8. I worked in walton on thames last year there all over they go past in gangs of 20s/ 50s
  9. Yuo dont no whot yor taking abowt teres noffing rong with the pepoles spelings on hear
  10. Is that her in your avatar? No, that is me Fecking hell you would scare a plolice horse lol Why the need to be so damned rude? c'mon thats never been a serious picture, i'm sure it was put on to get comments. if not, sorry Glad you said that. Rude but true
  11. Is that her in your avatar? No, that is me Fecking hell you would scare a plolice horse lol
  12. I believe your not normal
  13. put a link up i cant do it Neither can i simply google thefellandmoorlandworkingterrierclub.co.uk Earth you lazy turd. http://www.fellandmoorlandwtceastmids.com/rescues.htm
  14. Yes if bred right, are the parents workers?
  15. did it change you ? Did it feck
  16. done 8 weeks young ofenders
  17. You are a bad infuence on me it went up well you was off line with your bt trouble

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