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christian71

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  1. im back! been away for a few months but back again :)

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      christian71

      Looks like no one has missed you hahaha

       

       

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  2. what happened to my joke

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      christian71

      It could of been that it was a racist joke shitty nose and only paulus is allowed to tell racist jokes on here ;-)

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  3. I have my first cage fight next week. That budgie won't know what's hit it.

    1. christian71

      christian71

      You will know when boots hits you club foot hahahaha

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  4. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called Wedding Cake.

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      christian71

      Having a shity nose and a club foot also diminishes a womens sex drive lol

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  5. Just got 5000 acer of permission in Boston happy days

  6. Just got 5000 acer of permission in Boston happy days

  7. If the army dress in camouflage to blend in with woodland, does that mean that the police dress in black to blend in with criminals?

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      christian71

      If you have got shit on the end of your nose does it mean you are a brown nosing kunt? ;-)

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  8. Pip and Annie sitting in a tree ,K.I.S.S.I.N.G

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      christian71

      I heard they are making it a 3 some dels coming hahaha

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  9. Happy birthday Pip1968 , all the best and have a good day .

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Did you get what you wanted pip to stick your nose up pete's arse lol

       

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  10. 1st person to complain about the heat this summer is going to get thunder punched right in the throat ;-)

  11. 19 hrs and still no rollup, these ecigs work lol

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Well done mate you will soon be back on them you weak f****r ;-)

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  12. Sad about blackpool tower ;-(

  13. The police asked me to identify what they thought was my girlfriends body. They pulled the sheet back to show her blond hair, blue eyes & pretty face. "I can't be certain" I said. The sheet went back further to reveal her creamy white breasts & perky pink nipples. "Sorry, I'm still not sure". They took the sheet completely off. I stared at her pale body & shaved minge, "That's definitely not her". "Are you sure?" "Yep, my girlfriend...

  14. anyone sell dog kennels/sleep box, need a good insulated one for all outdoor weather

  15. Didn't take price long

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      christian71

      Where did they get the opponent off the street

       

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  16. Even the Urban Fox wont go to Merthyr tydfil hahaha !

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      christian71

      Walk Like An Egyptian The Bangles has just gone to number 1 hahahaha

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  17. Even the Urban Fox wont go to Merthyr tydfil hahaha !

  18. i pissed myself when i saw a sign earlier.............Toilet closed

  19. got a trial day at a car wash..but need to blag ive done abit..much to no?

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      christian71

      Don't put your times your working pat ,pip will be on your land ;-)

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  20. looks like walshie has started his New Years Resolution a couple of days early...

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Well it ok you explained it all in your pm

      wasn't struck on the love you at the end tho haha

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