christian71

only had 2 pints and 4 cans got the hangover from hell, looks like afternoon sesh is out the window.

Sick,sick and fukcing sick...oh and SICK!!

SOME mods need sacking Ianb give them there p45s

Happy birthday to me

legs nearly given way after that walk

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

How do gingers make friends? No seriously, I'm getting lonely

second knee op for me....knew it wasnt right....

retiring mods once they served there purpose should be pts

As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers, I muttered under my breath, "Fat f*****g cows." "What was that?" snapped my wife. "You herd."

only decent thing with no job, more time with the dog, need some income asap though

only decent thing with no job, more time with the dog, need some income asap though

Why did the gas company fire the Jew?

I think I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder ..... I was crossing my neighbours ground today, staring at the ground. World of my own. Then I looked up and there was his teenage daughter, in a bikini. I've been having flash backs ever since!

I think I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder ..... I was crossing my neighbours ground today, staring at the ground. World of my own. Then I looked up and there was his teenage daughter, in a bikini. I've been having flash backs ever since!

I think I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder ..... I was crossing my neighbours ground today, staring at the ground. World of my own. Then I looked up and there was his teenage daughter, in a bikini. I've been having flash backs ever since!

f**k Andy Murray. I'm a proud Englishman, so I won't be claiming a foreigner's success. Bring on the Ashes, I say. We'll be unstoppable now Pietersen is back.

And know the end is near, i visit each and every highway, more, much more than this...........................

I've been trying to teach my dog to dance, but he's f*****g useless. He's got two left feet.

Just watching the guy with the 10 stone testicles, and the wife asks, 'what would you do if that was you?' I told her without hesitation, 'Id kill myself'. 'why, she asks, because of the discomfort, pain and humiliation?'. 'No I replied, because I'd be black

Luciano in St georges Hall fully creatured me,sick night tho hahaha

The dogs in my area are so clumsy. I've just had to untangle yet another one from a post outside the newsagents.

I said to my mate, "My new pet is a bit slow." He said, "Do you mean it's retarded?" I said, " No, it's a snail."

have i missed owt ?

have i missed owt ?